A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink. His friend says, well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't, it's not the end of the world.

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question

Creed

Cynic

He doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

Not much of a believer

On this majestic, flat Earth of ours.

Religious rant

So, you are not religious?

Yeah, he's a nihilist.