A monster dodo in my house

I just got done talking with someone who said that there was some exotic spider and he needed us to break the window and thats what weve done

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things

I've just been massaged by a pig!

Kangaroo has gone nuts, bananas.

Like that guy who convinced me to buy that pet Tyrannosaurus.

Pufferfish eating carrots #blow fish #moan

Rodents of unusual size.

Spitting llama

To keep a dead cat.

You Licked A Spider