And evil petting zoo

Are from the nearly 15,000 on hand for Anal Probe Night.

Have I stepped into a parallel fucking universe or something?

Have you ever been hit by a giant genetically engineered gorilla? I could arrange it for you.

Have you heard about the guy that had been in this thing? Well, yeah, actually. They're all kinds of things. Yeah. Supposedly he was born in a mental institution. And he sleeps only one hour a nigh...

I don't remember much after I ate the lamp

I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.

I mean really brutally weird stuff, but stuff.

I seen a big more pig right take a pit bulls head clean off one time little legs still pumping away and

I think I just swallowed a bug.

NSFW

I went to the petting zoo and I let the goat lick my penis.

Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with a 5 foot tong?

NeverSeenThatBefore

So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks anna frigging bone in my nose I mean come on who pays for that

This is been a most unusual day.

This world is so strange

Weird pt1

Weird pt2

Weird wild stuff.

You heard Marsalis through Tony Rocky Horror at a four story window for giving me a foot massage. Can you believe that?

You want to see some weird shit?