A little different than yours.

After all that nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to Pennsylvania because it sounded like Transylvania, and we all know that sounds cool.

And I like to do to her something I call a dirty fuzzy.

Being one of a kind is a very familiar feeling

Bungee scream

Dine in hell

Have you ever seen anything like this?

I have never ever in my travels come across a man as large as you with as much muscles who has absolutely no penis

I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.

I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend kernels fonts.

I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that was awesome!

I've heard stories from other Ricks.

I've just been massaged by a pig!

It's called Prison Island.

IveNeverSeenThatBefore

Most amazing experience

My roommate was a frog kid. You ever seen a frog kid?

Off the beaten path.

Oh then we own a whole town in the middle of nowhere

On special.

only in ohio woah

She had a whole Speakeasy. Behind those meat curtains, the pussy has its own time signature.

Spend a weekend at a combat ranch. You know that game with the guns that shoot red. Pink probably seems kind of stupid to you.

Take a trip to the end of the world

They have faced nothing like me

We have a wonderful night of love making in my dumpster.

You don't see that every day.

You're all rolled into one. Every zipperhead and numb North and South will be banging gongs, barking at the moon, and visiting his dead relatives.

5. The Elephant Hair Dare

6. Ice Skating on Liquorice Lake

18. Stork Riding

58. Prison Camp Stadium - Exploration Theme