A chaotic event occurs, we respond with even more chaos.

Abnormal. And then if you please, she went and got herself blown up and we got landed with you.

Ah, damn it, I snorted the wrong one.

Ah, you know what? Some came up and I ain't gonna be able to make it.

As I'm sure it must be on its way, I don't get that bonus. Huh. And it up to here.

Aww did i get blood on your suit?

Broke to the wrong damn rec room didn't you you bastard

Bulging men and I have never been treated like this in my life. I'm sorry.

Call an ambulance but not for me

CHOPPER: Uh oh.

Christ! Did a cow shit in here?

Damn it, I dropped my phone in the toilet oh it's so cold and it's under everything. I'm rooting around a pitcher of sangria. Where is it? Oh my God, why haven't I found it yet? Oh no, I didn't rol...

Damn son you just hit with a wild wolf at

Fuck out of here. I'm gonna be in the back seat. You pull me over. I don't know what to tell you. Talk to the driver.

Hey, what the fuck we gonna do without a ride?

Holy shit we're head to head I can't believe we're doing this

Huh? How did I get here? #vivi #how did i get here #blackout #drunk #confused

I accidentally closed my eyes.

I can't believe it put me in one of these things

I cannot believe you shot me.

I Didn't Ask For This

I don't know. I just got here.

I had no idea

I know you didn't mean to have relations with that dog.

I mean, I saved you. I saved you. I saved this guy from a bird while I was driving a car.

I never asked for this

I thought we were going to get busted for sure.

I'm being bushwacked

I'm not even supposed to be here.

Im afraid this is a prank call

IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS UGGGG

It is you who is outnumbered this time.

It seems I've got quite a monster on my hands.

Just as well we never got a chance to find out

Kiss my precast man. I didn't ask for any of this.

Not the freaking building shut down. I got a problem. I don't know what your problem is.

Oh i'm sorry I didn't realize this was a charity game

Oh no

Oh no someone really my pants

Oh no we're in a clown's car

Oh, my God, that is so random.

Oh, please, please. Not my frog. Please!

OH, WAIT. I CANT MOVE.

Ohh. Ranger Smith speaking. What? The bear never arrived. What do you?

Put that thing away! you're gonna get us all killed!

Shit that was close!

Someone has switched places with you.

Something 's gone seriously wrong

Sure, Walter. They sent us a tow. We're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.

That escalated quickly

That is so outrageous to me

Theyll call the cops on granny tonight

This is not what I signed up for, you donkey brained maniac!

We're going to be stuck in a locked room with a 6 foot, four, £300. Seriously pissed off dead guy.

What the fuck are you doing up here?

What the hell are you doing at the bottom of a well

What the hell have you gotten yourself into?

What the hell? Oh, we got a call

What the Hell's going on here?

What was that?

What? That was scary.

Wrong room

You dumb asses came all this way just to bleed all over the place

You picked the wrong house, fool.

'Great, now I'm getting an angry lap dance. Brilliant.'