A potato flew around my room before you came excuse

Act of God and what's an act of God? When God makes the impossible possible.

Ah man i've seen some crazy ass shit in my time

Alegent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next. One of the.

All I can say is shit happens...

And last minute surprises will kill.

And something she falls in a well as go cross she gets kicked by a mule they go back to normal I don't know

And that's when the attack comes.

At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved

Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange. That's the second toy complaint we've had.

B escalated quickly i mean that really got out of hand fast

Barely even friends. Then somebody bends unexpectedly.

Bless my soul what is this what's going on oh my goodness what's happening

But I've experienced some unreasonable things.

Came through the window and took my life.

Clash getting shocked

COP 1: What the hell's going on? Thought I'd seen it all.

Could it be I got my wish what's this

Craziest thing just happened to me pt1

Cuckoo Moment

Daisy stampede when no one is watching

Didn't see that coming digit.

Funny coincidence

Giant bear hit meter

Grenade duck explosion

H'what in the hell is going on here.

Have you ever heard the sound of a rubberball breaking a window? #meme

How could this happen to me

How is she not dead

How the fk does that always happen

How the fuck could that even happen?

How will my bike decided to break down on me about one hundred miles or so down the road from here so I thought i'd just hope it are you seeing you actually walked a hundred iron that's right it wa...

HowTheF-DidThatHappen

I can't believe it's so crowded.

I didn't ask for this to happen

I Don't Believe This

I don't know what's happened to. Apparently Clive Anderson was shot. Cleverness was shocked by who, not by Noel Edmonds. Yeah, what, no?

I got bit in the ass today son by a stinking ass filthy dog

I got it over to be surprises.

I got smushed.

I still can't believe Brian bit you.

I still can't believe it hardened cops dancing in the street and broadcast all over the 11 o'clock news

I thought we got taxidermie man he's gonna have a heart attack when you see your life from him

I was just in the right place at the right time.

I was sure I heard something.

In a small Wisconsin town, something was about to happen that would send shockwaves around the world. You don't go out looking for a job just like that. Do you on a weekday game destroyed? Living ...

It was dead this morning

It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm

Just An Incident

Just when I was gonna get the money the little crackhead ezal come running and woke him up

Locked me out and threw a feast (what?)

Locked me out and threw a feast (what?)

Maybe something else in this damn house. These guys.

Miracle

Monster Breaks Window

Mr. Freak occurrence what is miracle Vincent? Act of God.

My dick fell off

My Dick fell off.

My dk fell off right there

My goodness, what a disaster.

No one ever means for these things to happen

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Oh no we woke up the momma

Oh no, falls in a cage. How did this happen?

Oh shit here come felisha oh shit

OK look, let me see I'll come down and see what the hell is going on here. 'cause this is ******* crazy. I'll see you today.

One lucky day, I can't even get a piece of hand.

One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned

Open the window just pushed me out.

Shit Happens

Shit happens.

Shook up

Situation is gonna be indescribable

So much for our first tour two no shows and one sick triceratops

So prepare for the coup of the century be prepared for the murkiest scam

Something you never expect to happen is gonna happen.

Stupid. How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?

Suprised

Surprise

Surprise

Surprise

That Escalated Quickly

That man crapped all over my room!

That Wasnt In The Forecast

That's not supposed to happen to maine

That's what can happen by ringing a doorbell, Fred. That!

That's what unpredictability

There was only Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that?

Things are gonna get crazy

This didn't have to happen but it did

To make a long ******* story short, I put a whole bag of Jelly beans up my ***

Well I was mauled by a cougar learned nothing about driving and my crystal gayle shirt was ruined but other than that it went fine

Well, because the helicopter made a forced landing, I just ran into this House anyway. But I.

Well, it looks like the crap has hit the fan.

Well, those are the breaks.

Went through the roof. I know, I know. Unbelievable.

What happened? Recoil hits you in the face.

What happens, oil boy, when he lifted his leg the next morning.

What he punched my shark!

WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON

What the fuck is going on?

What the fucking miracle chill, Georgia? Shit happens.

What the heck is happening?

What the hell are those things, Sergeant?

What the hell happened here?

What was that all about? And look what you did to my emerald.

What?! It was her that flooded the place!

What's going on? One minute we're having a Denver omelette, next minute someone sticking a gun in her face.

Whatever your name is get ready for a big surprise

When quite without warning, John Lennon's head thrust through my floorboards

Who would've thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness

Wow. Did anyone see that?

WTF going on

Wtf Was That

Yeah. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition."

You don't see that every day.

You think I'm nuts? It's raining meteors out there, Jimbo.

You were about to point at tigress and that thing fell in front of her!

You woke the bears why did you do that

You've been struck by

20. Car Fell Down Theme

242 Surprise

[All Shouting] [Doorbell Rings]

Oi! Snogging people! What the hell was that?!

[glass shatters] [shrieking]

[shrieks] [glass shatters]

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