Are you out of your goddamn mind? #crazy #nuts #substitute teacher

Dr House Old Tone

Flies by the seat of his pants completely unpredictable

Guess what? The point of the story isn't a little girl. The point of the story is they robbed a bank with a telephone.

I don't need that lizard cleanse got his own ideas

Mad Scientist

That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.

Two ways of removing a dodgy tooth. You know there's the Ferrari way, which is an exquisite high speed drill. What does the Lambo way, which is a big hammer.

You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.

You gotta shave the edgier victim's and pull the teeth out for the sake of the biggest digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go swimming through pig shit now thoug...

(hits bricks with the head)