Actually, if you wanna do Nandor a favour, you could put that on, head down to Massive Fitness and get a date with the receptionist called Meg.
Actually, if you wanna do Nandor a favour, you could put that on, head down to Massive Fitness and get a date with the receptionist called Meg.
After all that nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to Pennsylvania because it sounded like Transylvania, and we all know that sounds cool.
After all that nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to Pennsylvania because it sounded like Transylvania, and we all know that sounds cool.
All of my knowledge and the best of my abilities will turn you into the most impressive vampire there is.
All of my knowledge and the best of my abilities will turn you into the most impressive vampire there is.
All right, all right, keep your hair on. I've already arranged for some local vampires to come round for Colin Robinson's birthday.
All right, all right, keep your hair on. I've already arranged for some local vampires to come round for Colin Robinson's birthday.
All right. Let's get him to a private place where we'll both hypnotize him. You'll forget everything. Good old double hypnosis.
All right. Let's get him to a private place where we'll both hypnotize him. You'll forget everything. Good old double hypnosis.
And as a sign of respect, we have decided to better you betwixt my two favorite vaginas out of my wife. And my mother.
And as a sign of respect, we have decided to better you betwixt my two favorite vaginas out of my wife. And my mother.
And every human being they knew is dead, and every vampire they knew was scattered to the four winds and started a new life without them.
And every human being they knew is dead, and every vampire they knew was scattered to the four winds and started a new life without them.
And I myself did. Contract leprosy, but I was quite lucky because it couldn't be seen. It was only one part of my anatomy.
And I myself did. Contract leprosy, but I was quite lucky because it couldn't be seen. It was only one part of my anatomy.
And I promised I'd never get emotional in front of you chaps, but. I didn't scrape and murder my way to Pennsylvania to watch those talented athletes get fucked off.
And I promised I'd never get emotional in front of you chaps, but. I didn't scrape and murder my way to Pennsylvania to watch those talented athletes get fucked off.
And it's like that Titanic film. Everybody knew what was going to happen in the end, but it was still a tremendous hit.
And it's like that Titanic film. Everybody knew what was going to happen in the end, but it was still a tremendous hit.
As an advocate of the old ways, can I just apologize for the straight paper? But it should have been human skin, obviously.
As an advocate of the old ways, can I just apologize for the straight paper? But it should have been human skin, obviously.
Because he's my best friend. He's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.
Because he's my best friend. He's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.
Between you and either, I wouldn't normally spend this much time with him, but I figured the quicker he gets on with it, the quicker he shut his mouth.
Between you and either, I wouldn't normally spend this much time with him, but I figured the quicker he gets on with it, the quicker he shut his mouth.
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an axe. And he's second to none.
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an axe. And he's second to none.
But as the old saying goes, I didn't come here to make friends. And that's bullshit. That's exactly what I came here to do.
But as the old saying goes, I didn't come here to make friends. And that's bullshit. That's exactly what I came here to do.
But hear me out. Truth is, I came here to pitch woo but was so nervous I took a calming physic to settle my nerves. That drug turned me into a fucking monster.
But hear me out. Truth is, I came here to pitch woo but was so nervous I took a calming physic to settle my nerves. That drug turned me into a fucking monster.
Colin Robinson, when you talk to me. About 19th century naval battles. I was genuinely interested. I didn't let you know that, because then you'd have stopped. Maybe I didn't want you to stop.
Colin Robinson, when you talk to me. About 19th century naval battles. I was genuinely interested. I didn't let you know that, because then you'd have stopped. Maybe I didn't want you to stop.
Come on. We both knew it was on the cards as soon as I realized you were a woman. I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex.
Come on. We both knew it was on the cards as soon as I realized you were a woman. I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex.
