Hey, what's wrong baby?

I don't like this one bit. Not one bit

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

I've been hearing something on the street the last couple of weeks. Weird stuff, some sort of epidemic of violence what they've been saying

I've got one that can see

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat

That's like pouring perfume on a pig

The golden rule. He who has the gold makes the rules

The world needs a wake-up call. We're going to phone it in

They want us indifferent. All we really are is livestock

This world may have blinded me, but the Lord has let me see

White lines in the middle of the road. That's the worst place to drive

Woo, it's like a drug, wearing these glasses make you high but you come down hard

You see I take these glasses off, and she looks like a regular person, doesn't she. Put them back on, formaldehyde face