A french poodle

A girl like that is always looking for the bbd the bigger better deal

A good Iawyer and a deaI..

A metaphor not to be taken literally

A party favor.

A tommy gun

A Tommy gun

A young woman riding bareback.

Ah come on lieutenant it's not all your fault something will turn up

Ah jeez

Ah looks like it's going to be a long night my wife's gonna kill me

Alright I confess I did it you hear and i'm glad glad I tell you!

Alright i'll prove it to you but I am not responsible for the consequences

Alright i'll take it but I am very angry!

Alright mr ipkiss go as yourself and as the mask because they are both one and the same beautiful person

Alright mrs peenman!

And as The Mask

And everything

And I am a IittIe thorny.

And i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom

And if you're somebody like dorian

And last but not least my favourite

And more heart...

And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the congo bongo miss tina carlyle

And one of 'em was wearing a big green mask

And one was wearing a big, green mask

And they swing

And this whole city is our playground

And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring without a care o singing a song all the day long

And you know it's important to go out with a big bang

Anybody who's anybody will be there

Are you okay me i'm great really good I just never felt better really i'm just catching some air out here

Are you okay?

Are you on the list no but I believe my friends are perhaps you know them franklin grant and jackson

Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened

As a matter of fact I do cubbie!

As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!

As I was saying about that tie kinda reminds me of one of those what do you call it ink blot tests a rorschach test right

Baby there you are I was beginning to get all worried about you

Back off monkey boy before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank

Bastard

Bazooka I have a permit for that

BeautifuI.

Beautiful

Because dear peggy pays dick i'm starving to death

BeIieve this?

Believe this you drive in in a porsche

Bet you heIped him with the bank job.

Better call that high priced lawyer of yours tyrel you and I are going downtown for a little chat

Bike horn

Blow it!

Bobby eh charlie charlie!

Boss you better be careful huh

Boss..

Bowling pin

Boy that doesn't sound good at all no it doesn't sound good what would sound good to you breakfast

Boy you really narrowed it down

Boys I want you to pick her out something pretty to wear okay

Bright colours it's a power tie supposed to make you feel powerful

Bring him up here!

Buddy you know what you need you need a little change of pace

But all I wanted was a kiss a kiss just one last kiss

But I am not responsibIe for the consequences.

But I am very angry!

But I ordered onion rings doyle!

But my friends are on the inside

But we need some cash so first we take the bank then we take niko and then my friend school is out

But you can pull this off right hey you talking to the doctor

But your book!

Can you heIp me?

Can you help me

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

Carry the 9 divide by the gross national product

Cd's savings and cd's checking and cd's savings checking and cd's t bills

Charlie i

Charlie isn't stanley the nicest guy the best

Charlie stanley gals I want you to meet my buddy stanley ipkiss

Charlie!

Cigarette no

Club's closed move it! you think i'm joking come on move it!

Come on

Come on (2)

Come on (3)

Come on gals let's get going

Come on get these rubbernecks out of here

Come on i'm really very sorry about this i'm sure

Come on milo jump please do it for daddy

Come on, MiIo. Give them to me. Drop it.

Come on!

Come on! (2)

Come on! come on! milo!

Come on! serve and protect man!

Come on.

Cops got your pal ipkiss taken at landfill park

Cops!

Could I have just one more minute

Could you guys keep it down back there no problem

Could you hold this for me please

Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over edge city bank

Crap

Cuff him

Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass

Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight.

Dance and I'II bIow your brains out.

Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungIe.

Did it look like I had much of a choice

Did you have a pickle relish

Did you miss me

Do I go as myseIf...

Do it

Do you have any idea what time it is actually no

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood

Do you think you could have him meet me tonight I might be able to work something out

Does it work

Don't be an idiot you're in the middle of a police station there is no way you're walking out of here like this

Don't get your panties in a twist.

Don't insult my intelligence ipkiss

Don't worry tina it's all over now

Dorian

Dorian I can't shut this thing off

Dorian! dorian wait! no!

Down! get down! come on come on! come on! line 'em up over here

Doyle!

Doyle! (2)

Drop it

Drop it ipkiss

Drop it tyrel!

Easy boy!

Easy ipkiss

Easy you're giving me a woody

Eddy who did this man who

Eesay ouyay aterlay

Even a hopeIess one

Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?

Everything is his grift he owns you he owns this club he owns this whole stinking town

Everything is his grift.

Exactly

Excuse me where can I open a new account new accounts right here

Find yourself a new place to live

For a man so true

For being any kind of romantic even a hopeless one

For being any kind of romantic..

For being the only guy who treated me like a person and not some sort of party favour

For Friday night?

For my first trick i'd like to do something for you son

For one Iast kiss

For you son a little body english

Forget her that girl will tear out your heart put it in a blender and hit frappe

FortunateIy, funeraI bouquets are deductibIe.

Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible

Freeze

From the real dorian the one I used to love

FuII of spice

Funny eyeball glasses

Gee I wish my daddy owned a bank then I could be a rich little creep too

Gee, baby, ain't I good to you

Gee, baby, ain't I good to you

Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!

Genius that was genius buddy I have chills

Genius.

Get her something pretty to wear

Get him out of here

Get him up! come on! let's go! I got a cell for you pal

Get him!

Get it!

Get off! get him off of me!

Get out of my sight

Get real man

Get that doc here my buddy suck on that

Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named ipkiss stanley ipkiss

Get up get up here that's it you can do it come on come on!

Get up. Come on

Get your dog away from me

Give her the money

Give her the money.

Give it give it give me the keys give me the keys come on come on drop it drop it drop it!

Give me that gun

Give me that thing

Go on get in the car

Go with your friend.

Go!

God I can't believe it

God I wish I knew the truth you know I really do no

God! what side of whose bed did you wake up on man

Going away aIone, baby?

Good boy good boy

Good boy good boy come on milo give them to me drop it!

Good boy!

Good doggie good doggie

Good to see you.

Gosh peg do you really mean that actually no

Got another one coming down mike

Got the cross check on the fingerprints for you it's ipkiss alright

Got you

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Halt or i'll shoot!

Hang on a sec

Hang on hang on! don't get your panties in a twist would ya

Hang on, hang on!