The Joker

A little fighting here, I like that.

Actually, I'm Irish.

Ah, too bad for birthday boy.

And here we. Go.

And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.

And tonight, you're going to break your one rule.

And who, precisely would that be?

Are you got the real bad man?

As I was saying, since every fish in Gotham now bears my famous and frankly fabulous face, I should be getting a profit.

Bah humbug.

Batman.

Beaumont's not the babe.

Blow That Back Out

Bring in the press, why don't you? What a photo op, the Councilman and his wacky pal.

But they share my unique face. Colonel Watson's name has chickens, and they don't even have mustaches.

By golly, Speaking of aces, looky here.

Check out check out the magnificent.

Come and get your Christmas present.

Come on, man.

Compare me to Batman.

Do you want to know why I use a knife?

Does it depress you to know you're alone #the joker #alone #lonely #depressed #to know just how alone you really are #depression #sad

Don't talk like one of them. You're not.

Ehem

Even if the plan is horrifying.

Even if you'd like to be.

Evening, commissioner.

Except this one blows you out.

First thing tomorrow, I'm sending a lovely case of cat food to Batman.

For my fish, of course, this is all been worked out far in advance. Francis, you are merely the last tiny cog in my grand design.

Get to a safe altitude and watch the fireworks #the joker #harley quinn #fireworks #viewing

Give me a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously.

Good cop, bad cop routine.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Good morning, Mr.

Guns are too quick. You can't savor all, though. Little. Emotion.

Ha ha ha

Harvey dent.

Hello, hello operator. I believe my party's been kisco connected.

Hello.

Hello. Anybody home?

Here.

Here's my card.

Hey, bucko.

Hey.

Hi ho, couch potatoes.

Hi.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

How about a magic trick?

How many of your friends have I killed?

I arranged another early parole as soon as I heard about Gordon's testimonial.

I ask you, Harley, who's given more hours of amusement to the Gotham police force than me.

I can't stand it.

I decided to steal one.

I deserve, nay, demand, the right to honor our dear Commissioner as well.

I don't wanna kill you.

I got more style, more brains. I'm certainly a better dresser.

I hate it when you make sense.

I hated my father.

I just want my phone call.

I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight.

I know why you're afraid to go out at night.

I like that.

I love New Years Eve #the joker #new years #eve #happy faces

I only have one question.

I think you and I. They're destined to do this forever.

I thought my jokes were bad.

I told you not to speak.

I'd be a little more careful with the luggage if I were you, otherwise you might lose your tip, not to mention your head.

I'll come on, crockers. Didn't I say there's more than one way to get someone? Even as I speak, Catwoman is being trussed up at the Pussycat's pet food factory.

I'll settle my score with Kaiser Manda Clown, but that still doesn't let you off the hook.

I'm a man of my word.

I'm bad.

I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

I'm interrupting the toilet bowl to bring you my very special New Year's resolution.

I've got a very special surprise for you.

I've seen the guy. He looks more like the ghost of Christmas future.

If you really were going to tell, you already would have.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

It ain't the bat.

It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser.

It's a birthday candle, Einstein.

It's a name that puts a smile on my face.

It's all part of the plan.

It's birds.

It's loaded with surprises, mystery guests and Christmas gear.

NSFW

It's simple. Kill the Batman.

It's simply not polite.

It's so hard to find good health these days.

Ja.

Jingle Bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel for the Joker. God's word.

Joker here.

Joker Laugh

Joker Laugh #lol #lmfao #jokerlaugh #funny #sarcasticlaugh

Kiss #suicide squad #harley quinn #margot robbie #the joker #jared leto #kiss #love #passion #embrace

Let's put a smile on that face.

Let's say a nickel per fish sandwich $0.50 for sardines. Millions of dollars a day to finance my happily hedonistic lifestyle.

Let's wind the clocks back a year.

Like me.

Listen Boopsie, even though you never call and never write, I still got a soft spot for you.

Look alive. Wage slaves presenting. That's kaliff of clowns. That's mogul of Mountebanks, the one and only Joker.

Look At Me Joker

Marty uncrushed. How the high and mighty forget. Don't you remember you, me, Sally and the gang.

Me.

My father used to beat me up pretty badly.

My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So me watching, he takes the kn...

Never rub a man's rhubarb #the joker #joker #jack nicholson

No trying to cheat the Joker, are you?

No.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Not bad.

Not quite, Batman.

Now look, my rude friend.

Now what are you going to do to me?

Now, what is everyone in town talking about?

Now. Now. No sore losers.

Nowhere near as cute as batboy.

Oh, but that's the best part.

Oh, but you knew about it afterwards and put it to good use saying.

Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser, you of all people should have realized there'd be a joker in the deck.

Oh, you devil.

Ohh Batman.

OK.

Once I spin the wheel, you, the casino and that strutting fool Kaiser will all be blown sky high.

Please allow me to introduce my associates, Miss Quinn and Shanty, and masses of their names escape me for the moment, no matter.

Put It On My Face

Rachel.

See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately.

See, to them, you're just a freak. Like me.

So don't speak to me again, OK?

So I'm sending you a fun gift, airmail.

So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.

So which of your tedious copyright forms do I fill out first?

Someone who wouldn't mind seeing our old pals out of the way.

Starting tonight at midnight, I, your loving Uncle Joker, do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year. Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast to bump off a few more of you today.

Step 2. Find a magician with a great act.

Step one, run away.

Steve Miller Band The Joker

Steve Miller Band - The Joker Official Music Video

Sweet kid, but a lousy cook.

The Batman.

The Carl is familiar, but I'm blanking on the face.

The Clown Prince of crime? The joker.

The Joker Soundboard Sound

The joker.

The Last Laugh

The Steve Miller Band The Joker

The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place.

Then why do you dress up like him?

There's your two cents.

These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you.

This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm going to give it to him.

This is Spence is killing me.

This last trick is pure dynamite.

To them, you're just a freak.

Tonight, you're all going to be a part of a social experiment.

Very poor choice of words.

Wakey, wakey.

Was it something I said?

We are tonight's entertainment.

We can't have people cursing at each other on the freeway.

We hear back.

We, gentlemen of business, have arrangements to discuss.

We're talking about the old man and the spawn of his loins just happens to call.

Well, Hayes, guess it's time to call it a night.

Well, hello beautiful.

Well, really.

Well, then everyone loses their minds.

Well, there are three steps.

Well, we'll see who has the last laugh.

Well, you made it. I'm so thrilled.

What do you say, Hun? Healing the old electricity tonight?

What happened your jabals drop off?

What I mean? No, no.

What that mean?

What?

Where do we begin?

Where is Harvey dent?

Whip, we'll just see how safe your mansion is.

Why so serious?

Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Wrong.

Yeah, but then I realized it'd be more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself.

Yeah.

You are beautiful.

You babbling bonehead.

You have until midnight to change your mind, Francis, or you'll be the poorest fish of all.