A lingerie catalog for a Kathy Morganforman

A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs

A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #not doing much work #sexy people #having affairs

Amateur Hour

Ameteur Hour #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #jen #ameteur hour #noob #casual

And speaking over eighteen million people have died abstr

Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?

BALLS FROM HELL, YOU SHIT TWINS #balls from hell #bloody hell #holy shit #shocked #amazed #what the fuck #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #the it crowd

Bastard!

Bastard!

Because she's dead!

Bing bong noise!

Bing bong noise!

Bit of a mess

Bit of a mess #the it crowd #richard ayoade #mess #delicate #tidy #untidy

Bloody blast this is up my arse

Broken down!

Burn it #richard ayoade #maurice moss #the it crowd #burn it #kill it with fire #destroy it #kill it #die #roasted

But thats stealing!

But thats stealing! #the it crowd #richard ayoade #stealing #theft #robbery #stolen

But you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure

Ciao

Come down here

Come on you crazy bitch

Come on you crazy bitch #the it crowd #roy #jen #come on #lets go #embarassing #drunk #crazy #insane #nuts

Come on, no one would use that sort of information against us

Come sit on my big hand

Completely

Computer's broken!

Could you stop shouting at me

Could you stop shouting at me #the it crowd #roy #stop shouting #quiet #shut up #silence #be quiet #please stop #phone call #calm down

Damn good job, Damn good bloody good damn good job

Damn good job, Damn good bloody good damn good job #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #meeting #good job #well done #keep it up #good work #congratulations #great work #great job

Deal!

Deal! #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #deal #agreement #handshake #contract #pact #negotiation #i accept

Did you hear anyone laugh, like in the kitchen area?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Ding dong ding!

Does that make you feel stressed

Doesn't make you feel stressed

Drink milk and kick ass

Drink milk and kick ass #the it crowd #richard ayoade #kick ass #bad ass #come at me

Easy to remember

Email!

Everyone is having fun fun fun

Father!

Fiddle About With It

Fire

Fire! Fire!

Fire! Fire! Fire

Fire! Fire! Fire #the it crowd #jen #fire #on fire #omg #what

Fix My Pants

Flabbergasted #richard ayoade #maurice moss #the it crowd #amazed #shocked #impressed

Flip off

Flip off

Fools!

For god sake #the it crowd #jen #gods sake #bloody hell

For God's sake

Forcing unexpected reboot

Fuck off

Fuck off #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #fuck off #piss off #get out #go away #leave

Give me my money!

Go! Chip it

Have you tried fixing it up your arse?

Have you tried sticking it up your arse?

Have you tried sticking it up your ass #the it crowd #roy #up yours #piss off #arse

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? #the it crowd #off and on #reboot #restart #it #support #tech

Hello

Hello I T

Hello I.T.

Hello IT

Hello IT 2

Hello Judy

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hold on a minute sugar tits

Hold on a minute sugar tits #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #jen #denholm reynholm #hold on #hang on #wait up #wait there

How nice is this?

I am a giddy goat

I am a giddy goat #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #fool #clown #joke

I am a woman

I am declaring war

I am declaring war

I can see why shes divorced, Shes very divorcable

I can't go to prison #i cant go to prison #the it crowd #richard ayoade #rape the flip out of me #wont go

I could just kill myself

I Don't Know #i dont know #dont know #dunno #i dunno

I don't want to do it, I feel trapped like a moth in a bath

I don't want to do it, I feel trapped like a moth in a bath #the it crowd #richard ayoade #trapped #nervuos #anxious #moth in a bath #stuck

I gotta pray to you

I just made that up

I lie

I need to wee #richard ayoade #maurice moss #the it crowd #wee #pee #toilet #loo #piss

I really am losing quite a lot of blood

I told her

I told her

I was the last person to sleep with her

I would honestly rather sleep with a rat

I'm at the end of my flipping tether

I'm disabled

I'm in my happy place

I'm in my happy place #the it crowd #richard ayoade #happy place #terror #crazy

I'm not a stupid geeky geek

I'm not afraid of you

I'm not crying you're crying

I'm not crying you're crying #the it crowd #roy #not me #you #crying #sad #sadness #cry #wale

I'm Roy, from IT

I'm sorry are you from the past

I'm the boss, head huncho, numero uno

I'm the boss, head huncho, numero uno #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #boss #bossy #in charge #number one #ceo

I'm the Greatest Man in the World #brag #boast #arrogant #best #number one #winner

I've sent an email, it's fine

Ideas are coming, things are happening here

Ideas are coming, things are happening here #the it crowd #jen #ideas #idea #plan #thinking #thought #notion #concept

If you type google into google you can break the internet

If you type google into google you can break the internet #the it crowd #jen #google #break the internet #viral #break #stop

Im sorry

In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing

It can't be done

It can't be done you're crazy

It's easy to remember oh one one eight nine nine nine eight eight one nine nine nine one one nine seven two five three

Just walk away

Leave it with me

Leave me alone, you goblin #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #the it crowd #leave me alone #go away #stop it #piss off

Let me put on my slightly larger glasses

Let me put on my slightly larger glasses #the it crowd #richard ayoade #glasses #brain #smart #clever #intelligent #iq #blind

Let's forget about it

Literally

Look normal

Loosing blood

Make up your mind

Maybe I could just kill myself

Minecraft.

Moss ringtone

Need to turn it on

Never contact me again, because I'm mental

New Emergency Number

Nice screensaver

Nice screensaver

No

No actually, its not me, it is you

Not afraid

Oh come on, shes a receptionist, she'd hardly gossip

Oh my god

Oh yeah, I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers

Oh yes

Only without their consent

Only without their consent #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #consent #agree #sanction #accept #permission

Peter file #peter file #peterfile #pedofile #pedophile #it crowd #peterphile

Popcorn

Prepare to be astonished

Prepare to put mustard on those words #humble pie #oven of shame #egg on your face #the it crowd #richard ayoade #sarcastic #enthusiastic

Pull Down My Trousers

Rude

Sent an email

She is evil

She is evil #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #evil #villain #wicked #vile #bad #horrible

She reminded me of me at her age

She's a busy miss Lizzie

Shit head of year award

Shoot it in the face

So many people I dont care about getting back in touch, its brilliant

Spoilers

Stop

Stop telling everyone I slept with you

Tape-ass

Thank you

That is something and a half

That's brilliant

That's hugely impressive

That's hugely impressive #the it crowd #jen #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #impressive #amazed #wow

Thats a horrible thing to say, how dare you!

Thats a horrible thing to say, how dare you! #the it crowd #jen #roy #horrible #not nice #unkind #insult #how dare you #what did you just say

The IT Crowd Opening Theme

The IT Crowd Soundboard Sound

The last time I exercised was never

There were rumors that there was a rumor but that was just bullshit

This is a long song

This is most irregular

This is most irregular #the it crowd #irregular #unusual #odd #wierd #abnormal #peculiar

To be continued

Uh, uh

Unbelievable

Unusual text isnt it, its not just me

We're all gonna die! #were all gonna die #riot #panic #crowd #chaos #richard ayoade

We're not homesexuals we are just very good friends

We're not homesexuals we are just very good friends #the it crowd #richard ayoade #gay #homosexual #lesbian #mistaken #not gay #lgbt

What a bunch of bastards

What are we gonna do now

What can I do for you?

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

WHAT DID YOU SAY!? #it crowd #pcmr #what #tell me #angry #shaking #pardon #huh

What is that

What is that #the it crowd #roy #what is that #what are those #what are you doing

What the hell is tapas?

What's the precise nature of the problem?