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All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism

Alright if it

Call mister bigglesworth

Doctor evil I didn't spend six years of evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much

Even before you start

Go to start

Here's the plan

How about no

I don't like that insolent tone

I have the group liquidated you little shit they were insolent

I is in general is drake exhibit A

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I really am trying to kill him but so far successfully quite widely like his old man

I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver

I'm with it

I'm your father

I've been a fricking evil doctor for thirty freaking years OK

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Just know I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it

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Kill the little bastards who would I care

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my underground lair

Let me take the story better manage

Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure

Look what you did to mister bigglesworth

Mister president in twelve hours I would destroy washington DC with this giant laser

No no no no you want to run things here

OK moving on

OK no problem

OK then

Really

Right

Silence number two

Stop the truck truck truck truck detector

Sure

That makes me angry and when doctor evil gets angry mister bigglesworth gets upset and when mister bigglesworth gets upset

The Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster

Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the Boss. Need the info.

We take special care of him

Welcome to my underground lair you're just in time enjoy the share

What do we have

When a problem comes out long you much zip it twitch tippet bird

Who's going to take over the world when I die

Would you like to have the circle at my zipper

Yes

You don't look at me like i'm freaking frankenstein

You just don't get it clear you don't

You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

Zip it