And jesus be with you in christ

And not only that it's the wrong time it's a terrible idea I mean you got the economy you got the credit bubble the supreme court I mean look at haiti

Are you out here all alone uh no no i'm not you know you're never alone when you're with christ so no i'm not alone

But will you take care of me forever and ever

Company's turning 20 huh so you can bang it but you can't get it drunk right yeah she gets it she enjoys my humor

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Did you ever hear a boston girl have an orgasm 'oh yeah oh yeah! harder! harder!'

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Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick you can't get me thunder 'cause you're just god's farts

God johnny I got so much energy we better start doing stupid shit

Hey lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 a m i've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow

How are the neighbors you know there's an asian family living next door but they don't have a gong or nothing so it's not too bad

I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children

I hear the fat kid running I hear the fat kid running I bet it's hilarious

I love you!

I love you! (2)

Look that was a tough night for all of us

Maybe no to a snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt

Oh god that was so good! now i'm going to stuff my fucking face with pepperidge farm!

Oh turkey burgers! are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight

Okay all right so that's where we'll draw the line

Stick your finger in the loop of my tag

Where's my ring motherfucker put it on my fuzzy finger you fuck! come on!

Yeah and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it so that's good