Come on, come on. How fucking slow is this thing?

Computer glitch

Damn phone

DeviceConnectionError

Due to a control system error experiment Omega has become unstable.

False alarm, you know. Ask me that God damn computer said chat on another wild goose chase.

Fuck the phone.

Fucking hell this is a fucking bot and I just get fucking shit on bro. I'm done. Oh yeah, I'm done. Yeah.

Fucking phone just him in a god damn ball

Hardware Fail

Hardware Fail

Hardware Fail

Hello your computer has virus

His destructive programming is taking effect

I'm sick and tired of you getting on my phone. Your grammar head crazy old *****

I've just been talking to Alaska, makes a change, doesn't it? Look at it. It's getting warmer. Sorry it's there's something wrong with the telephone system.

It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!

It seems I've crossed a circuit.

Kevin, the Wi Fi's out!

Laptop Computer Lcd Screen Break 1

Laptop turn off

Low Battery, Powering Off.

Mac noises intensify

My phone's broken #broken phone #family guy

Oh no, my power is going down.

Oh, and the robot is down.

SeamothNoPower

Siri Fail

Speech Misrecognition (same as win10)

Stalker PDA ejection

Super Scanner was a disaster. This guy could fuck up a Cup of coffee.

Systemfailure

That's odd what door security systems are shutting down

The United States is hacked by everybody.

Their computers are down (team america)

These people they're attacking our system and they have no idea with the rest of the world is like

Where the hell is this thing so slow?

Why the **** are you calling this phone?

Windows 10 Speech Misrecognition

Windows 10 USB disconnect

Wrong click

5. Technical Difficulties

56 Cannot detect location

68. Phone Error (SFX)