Awkward.

Dean Awkward

Don't objectify me.

Dude, a full on Sweezy that mother.

Dude, serious.

Fight the fairies. You fight those fairies.

I think I'm adorable.

I think you pissed off my sandwich.

I would love to have the sex with you.

I'm Batman.

I've got genital herpes.

It ain't all just burritos and strippers my friend.

My name was Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.

No chick flick moments.

Party on Garth.

Pudding.

Son of a bitch.

The driver picks the music shotgun shots. His cake.

These tacos taste funny to you.

Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns.

What the hell?

Wise man once told me and we don't end in blood. But it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Families there through the good bad all of it. They got you...

You'll thank me when it's Wednesday.

You're an.

You're like one of those Lab Rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.