Am I a hero? #hero #michael scott #steve carell #i really cant say but yes #im a hero

And is simple. I fly do them all, I shrink them all. Grab the moon. I sit on the toilet once.

And what? The moon is mine in wild who give me whatever I want to get it back.

Are these beds made out of bombs? Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn. Cool.

Catch you guys on the flippity flip! #catch you on the flippity flip #see you on the flippity flip #catch you later #see you later #michael scott #steve carell #basketball

Champagne celebration #popping champagne #celebrate #michael scott #steve carell

Crying and clapping #michael scott #applause #scotts tots #steve carell

Depression? #isnt that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out #dwight you ignorant slut #michael scott #steve carell #dwight shrute #roof

Do I need to be liked? #like to be liked #enjoy being liked #have to be liked #need to be praised #need people to like me #i want to be liked #michael scott #steve carell

Doing alcohol #smoking drugs is cool #do you think doing alcohol is cool #dont do drugs #michael scott #steve carell

Doing what? OK, OK, you got me. The dentist thing is more of a hobby. In real life. I am a spy. And it is.

Essemble dominions.

Feared or loved? #would i rather be feared or loved #i want people to be afraid of how much they love me #michael scott #steve carell

Get down with sex all the time #sex #get down with sex #steve carell #40 year old virgin #all the time #freak #nasty

Goodbye Toby! #see ya #goodbye #michael scott #steve carell #hes out of here

He is a good guy, not a terrorist #the office #steve carell #michael scott #good guy #terrorist #terrorism #racism #radical #radicalisation

Hey, Hey, Hey, you idiot #idiot #the office #michael scott #steve carell #moron #jerk #fool #imbecile

Hoe for show #40 year old virgin #hoe #steve carell

Hug it out, bitch #hug it out #michael scott #dwight schrute #steve carelll #rainn wilson #hug

I brought you into this world and I can take you out #steve carell #michael scott #birth born #assasin #kill #murder #take you out

I declare bankruptcy! #bankruptcy #broke #no money #spent too much #michael scott #steve carell

I do my best work when people don't believe in me #steve carell #michael scott #best work #dont believe in me #used to it

I do not understand what you spend your money on #the office #steve carell #dwight schrute #michael scott #what do you do #what did you do #money #bills #cash #funds

I don't wanna work #i just wanna bang on this mug all day #hate working #hate my job #michael scott #steve carell

I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava. I.

I forbid anybody to freak out

I forbid anybody to freak out #the office #steve carell #michael scott #not allowed #dont freak out #dont panic

I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious #michael scott #steve carell #bad luck #unlucky #unfortunate #superstition #wives tale

It's about to get all stupid up in here #stupid #michael scott #steve carell

Light bulb.

Loose Lips #1

Loose Lips #1 #evan baxter #tongue tied #gibberish #steve carell

Loose lips #2 #evan baxter #steve carell #gibberish

Loose Lips #3 #evan baxter #steve carell #gibberish

Loser #you know whats gonna be on your tombstone #youre a loser #michael scott #steve carell

Miracle worker hey chillax.

My heart soars #michael scott #steve carell #happy #great mood #overjoyed #good day

My tiny little nipples #nipples #evan baxter #news #steve carell

Night. Sorry about that. Ah, where were we? You were sitting on the toilet.

Oh god, oh no no no! #the office #steve carell #michael scott #what are you doing #oh my god #oh god #oh no #no no #stop

OMG that's it! #thats the signal #thats the sign #michael scott #steve carell

Please Don't Do This #dont do this #dont do that #stop #40 year old virgin #please dont do this #steve carell #please stop

Prison Mike #prison mike #the office #michael scott #steve carell

Pussy Pedestal #steve carell #romany malco #paul rudd #dating #women #nsfw #40 year old virgin #judd apatow

Shia LaBeouf VS Steve Carell

Shut up, shut up #shut up #be quiet #shuch #hush #shh #silence #the office #steve carell #michael scott

Steve Carell Jibberish

That's what she said

That's what she said the office

That's what she said #the office #steve carell #jokes #thats what she said #humor

That's what she said #the office #steve carell #michael scott #thats what she said #joke #humor #sexual

That's what she said #the office #steve carell #thats what she said #humor #jokes

That's what she said #the office #steve carell #thats what she said #smile #laugh #jokes #humor

Thats what he said #thats what he said #the office #steve carell #michael scott #gay #amirite #guys #joke #humor

Thats what she said #thats what she said #steve carell #michael scott #joke #humor #sexual

This is the worst #worst #worst day #awful situation #bad situation #hate this #dislike #michael scott #steve carell

We need to talk #jan levinson #michael scott #the office #steve carell #cleavage #boobs #breast implants