Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a Lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on Irongate, but thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine wor...

There's times like this I wish they'd used me for stem cell research.

You're the most abortion hating, stem cell research, opposing, deficit loving, affirmative action, despising, Bible thumping xenophobe. I know.