Alert4

And where's my reports?

Been closed

Debbie cant talk right now

Give me a sitrep

How do I update my status to board shitness?

It didn't changed its status.

Nothing new to report.

Oh, really, you don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call or text somebody or change your status to stuck in a freaking video game?

Reporting Mothership Relaunch Status

Teamsreportstatus

What have you been up to?

66. Item Acquired

520 Access Granted