G Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.

I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly Prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

Just sick.

My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth.

Sponge Bob, how many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in Santa Claus.

Time is money.

What in the name of the Alamo is wrong with you, sponge Bob? Ain't you never seen a Christmas tree before?

You boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money.