A lot of people think we have a white problem in this country. I don't agree with that. I don't believe we have a weight problem until we're all physically touching each other all the time.

I heard somewhere that rich people use a higher percentage of their brain.

Look, Thomas, you need to understand that being gay isn't a decision. You know, a lot of people think that Asians decide who's gay and who's not, but it isn't all Asians. It's just specifically the...