Beause you're the only gay in the village

Besides you wouldn't like it here it's a quiet little town in fact you might say it's boring but that's the way we like it and I get paid to keep it that way boring

Hey, you ever just drive through a town and think "Who the hell lives here?"

Once again, the eyes of the nation have turned here to this. Tiny village in western Pennsylvania, blah blah blah blah blah. There is no way that this winter is ever going to end. As long as this G...

Sherman mn

Well where the newspaper boy was