And I tell her, once you go shack, you never go back.

And over until the fat lady sings, and I don't know no fat ladies.

Are you not entertained?

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

I can care less about what I do. I'm here for a team playing, I'm here for the team to do well and. If we don't win, then none of that didn't matter. You're my freaking French.

I'm gonna say one thing to you Max. I don't know the numbers like you do. Michael Jordan is what in the Finals 6 and what Ohh and what is LeBron in the finals? That's all I gotta say.

Imma knock your ass out #knock your ass out #shaq #trash talk #bleacher report

Kobe, tell me how my ass taste #shaq #rapping

Print media, they gonna hype it up. NBC gonna have it up, ESPN's gonna hype hype it up, the China stations gonna hype it up. Yugoslavia station gonna hype it up. Everybody's gonna pick it up. And i...

Shaquille o'neal meme

So I was looking at the menu. You have a shack burger and you have a Kobe burger. Yes. Which one is better? The shack burger. Does the Kobe burger come with more onion rings? Good one.

What's up Doc (Can we Rock)? #whats up doc #shaquille oneal #can we rock #hey #hi #how you doing

You have the world's largest bed, yes. How do you know it's the largest bed in the world? Because I say this.