Call me again and I'm fucking calling the cops and I'll have them trace the God damn cool.

Do not play games with me

I am not fucking with you.

I'm not even kidding with you

I'm not fucking playing with you

It's not really meant to be funny

It's so fucking deep

Serious

Serious

This better not be a joke

This isn't a fucking game

You guys better start running for the hills. This isn't funny. Stop it. That's enough. That is enough. I get it. Point taken.

You on the other hand are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny

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