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Actually, in reality, I am super chicken.

And I got on soiled myself are you happy now

And I've gone and soiled myself

And one could you're fugly

Anyway, I'm gonna be ready to drink coffee, but I look like a fucking caterer. Come out, Frank.

Are you an idiot

Are you dumb

Are you stupid or something stupid is as stupid does?

Are you tripping fool?

Because I'm a potato.

Because I'm dumb, that's why.

bro you fat as FUCK

But when it comes to brute strength i'm afraid i'm at the shallow end of the gene pool

Clumsy fool! i'm sorry

Cringe

Cringe.

Cynical Asshole #everything looks and sounds like shit to you #its a condition called being a cynical asshole

damn I got a big ass head

Do I have to smell like Bo and hump a Redwood just to get through to her?

Dumbass

Fat loser coming through.

For God's sake, don't be such a nerd.

Fuckin dork

Fucking pathetic.

God, I'm so stupid. Stupid, foolish, gullible, doltish dumbbell library. Shut up. Silent, hushed. Sit down it can. Am I the jerk of the world? You just project of the world, Turkey idiot. Pain in t...

Haha Aye, It's ya boii skinny penis

Haha Oh God How Ugly

Have you tried fixing it up your arse?

He is as clumsy as he is stupid

Hello, my name's Nathan Barley and I'm an idiot

Hey dumbass

Hey, at least I'm house broken.

Hey, losers.

I am owning you you fat bald bastard.

I am so dumb

I can't say anything clever

I can't tie my shoes, but I can fuck your bitch!

I don't care, my life is like a fart #life sucks #fml #i dont care

I love being stupid

I mean, I am, I'm stupid. I'm a dumb, dumb person.

I mean, I'm not a **** goddamnit.

I Meant To Do That

I Measured With My Dick

I really am just a dumb bunny,

I really am just a dumb bunny.

I think I just shat myself.

I took so many I thought I was Mr Peanut.

I was a real horse's ass.

I was being sarcastic

I'll assume that's a joke at my expense.

I'll just go fuck myself #ill just go fuck myself then #fuck myself #jonah hill #ill go fuck myself

I'm a big fat pig.

I'm a Fat Fucking Pig

I'm a fucking nonce

I'm C*****g 💩💩

I'm crass.

I'm insane, asshole.

I'm not a fudge packer pt2

I'm not even fit to be dog food

I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?

I'm Not Very Good At It #drawing a house #mr rogers #tinder #sex #im not good at it #not good #i suck #just have fun #having fun

I'm so stupid #stupid #dumb #mistake #dammit #mindless

I'm stupid, you're smart, I was wrong. You were right, you're the best. I'm the worst, you're very good looking. I'm not attractive alright as long as you're willing to admit that.

I'm such a shit #oh I'm such a shit #jim carey #piece of shit

I'm your homey fool

I'ma Loser Baby

I've got a real small weiner

I've Trot In Shits With More Brains

Idiot

Idiot.

If I had a dick, I wouldn't know what to do with it because my dick is so small! Fucking I've got no-

Im an idiot

Imstupid

Incase you're wondering, yes I'm still a potato

It's shite being Scottish!

Kick me in the fkn head

Like a chump

Little people save yourself i just wet myself

Look ma i'm road kill!

Look man, don't mind me, I'm just a fucking idiot.

Look, man, don't mind me. I'm just a fucking idiot.

Looks Like You're F'd

Loooooooooooser

Lotta good that soldier trainin' did 'ya! IM DRUNK!

Man, you got beat with an ugly stick.

Mischa-jijbentstupidshit

My Dick is so small I'm so useless that I can only make a phone call 'cause I only got a little Dick now.

My Dick is so small.

Not gonna say this was too easy, but I may have had one eye closed.

Not too bright, huh?

Not too fucking bright.

Now let me take the piss out me now but face

Now you are a fool.

Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage.

Oh you're an idiot

Ohh be such a fucking chump.

Ohh my if you're angry stares could win duels. You might actually have a chance.

Ohh no. We suck again.

OK, fuck face first, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face.

Ow! I'm a dumb stupid head!

Probably so fucking white trash I say it browsing

She thought it was such hot shit what did she know big dummy

Silly Bitch

Slap your face! #tim and eric #slap your face #self deprecation #punish #i hate myself

So we're the other knucklehead.

So you smarh, huh? Thought your head would be bigger.

Standing around like a bloody idiot.

Stupid Frail Meatbag

Such an idiot

NSFW

Suck my non existing penis ok

Take it big hair faces and your breasts become like flapjacks.

Think that that's good. I'm short as hell, huh? You ain't that short beat. I'm short beach. It looks like a spatula.

Told you guys about Oh oopsie nothing

U Just Soil Yourself

We'll go bald, motherfucker.

Well pardon me mister perfect

Well, I'll be damned! I can see my dick!

What a dork

What an idiot I am!

What do you mean, what am I, dude? I'm a fucking douche!

What idiot oh what a loser good

What, are you choking on your own dick?

Who me no i'm just a worm

Who's in ugly boy? Yes, you are.

With these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all.

Ya a loser and a booser huh

Yeah, I'm no good at this!

Yo Mama Fat

Yo Mama is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed.

You and your mom are hillbillies this is a house of learned doctors you're not a doctor you're a big fat curly headed fuck