He is the biggest dork on the planet.

Hey, look at this. "I am a wiener."

I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins #buddy the elf #dumb #stupid #self deprecating #dummy #cotton headed #ninny muggins

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else

L gotta l gotta be some kind of nut!

My Dick is like a big log.

Please, I'm just a dog, stupid dog.

You'll never hit me. You'll never hit my tiny head. It's so tiny. I got a freaking such a tiny little head.

You're a fucking worthless loser.