A bit rough around the edges, wouldn't you say?

All of y'all are stupid.

But I think I need a look stupid in my pictures but it

Clever, but not half as you think you are.

Even me know that stupid

Hello, my name's Nathan Barley and I'm an idiot

I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking!

I'm the one who's bad.

If I saw myself in clothes like those that have to kick my own ass.

Negative

No I don't hate barbour but I played the fool

Several, I think. Actually. There's not much to tell. I'm not much more than an interpreter, and not very good at telling stories. Well, not of making them interesting anyway.

Such an idiot

That's the best you can do. Talk about pitiful.

Ugh, I look like a...basket case!

Was that a bit too much?

What would you rate me

Yeah, I'm no good at this!

You are fabulously awful

You are some piece of work.

You think you're bad?

You're an angry and a feck ugly man, but not a bad one

You're No Great Shakes

You're not very pretty. You have no boobs and you can't do a basket toss to save your life. But you made a commitment.

You're shitty at this.