All of the documents you found can be read here in case you want to go over the fine print again, or if you've simply forgotten something.

All right.

Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt you, despite what you have seen, heard and or been told.

Hello.

I optimistically look forward to your patronage, friend.

It's stupid, I know his order is not mine.

Maybe you just got really really lucky for a first timer, but I doubt that.

My name is Sebastian. Your only friend.

Oh, and one more thing before I forget.

Oh, hello.

Oh.

SEBASTIAN SOLACE X SOL BADGUY

Since those idiots up there didn't feel like telling you about which exact dangers you'd face down here, I've been asked to fill that role.

We haven't met before, but hopefully you'll be able to stay alive long enough next time for me to give myself a proper introduction.

Welcome, welcome.

You died.

You died. What a shame.

You get yours and I get mine.