Consider my ass retired. Jesus Christ, don't blast me.

Go and kiss your mother's behind

I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass.

I'm tired of this grandpa... That's too damn bad

It's time for you to Pissoff redhead.

Nice try! (Ultrakill)

Ohh man, you had me going there for a second. You are one sick bastard, you know that? But I like your style.

Sarcastic

Sir. No, Sir. Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Sir.

Take that, you stupid tree!

That's the dumbest thing you could've said #stupid #idiot #moron #dummy #what are you an idiot #bad idea

That’s seriously the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Why don't you fucking go night night and you know what? Get some rest dumbass.

You're not going for for good, are you, honey?

(Loud) YOU'RE GONNA STEAL MY CORN I KNOW YOU STUPID