A gentleman's fluffer, aren't you?

A great one says you can kiss his ass.

A harpsichord, James, you dope.

A little flak?

A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass kisser?

AbsolutelyF-ckinNot

Ack, I'm Dead

Again with the stupidity.

Ah Bullshit

All of y'all are stupid.

All right professor dickweed what's the plan

All right who pissed them off

All right, smart ass.

And blow your head off, right? [mock laugh]

And call you many nasty names! Ha ha!

And here I am saying you got no sense of humor

And here I am saying you got no sense of humor

And I'm sorry if hurt anybody #not sorry #sorry #fake apology #etc etc #yada yada yada #fart noise

And one could you're fugly

And people say I'm slow. Wait a minute, that was an insult.

And that would include Canada. What the fuck would anyone want with Canada?

And you'll be all like, "Hey, get out of my ass, you stupid rainbows!"

And You're Fucked

And you're hideous

And you've got to be kidding me

Are shit here we go again

Are you ******* nuts?

Are you an idiot

Are you an idiot

Are You Being Serious Right Now?

ARE YOU EVEN CERTIFIED? #shut #it #dwight

Are you f kidding me right now

Are you f kidding me right now

Are you f kidding me right now

Are you f***in kidding me [AM]

Are you fking with me now

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

Are you fucking having a laugh

Are you fucking kidding me right now

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you kidding

Are you kidding me

Are you kidding me

Are you kidding me 2

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? I can't...

Are you kidding mw

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I'm work?

Are you royalty, Sir? No, Sir. Do you suck?

Are You Serious

Are you serious to me right now? #are you serious #are you being serious right now #are you kidding #are you joking

Are You Shitting Me

Are you stupid?

Are you taking the piss?

Are you that ******* high you *** ** * *****

AreYouF-ingSerious

Arnold - You Idiot!

Assholes I have time for a smoke and a pancake or what?

Banter

Banter

Barrel of love #betty boop #love #loving #sarcasim

Basically just shitting on everyone. -laughs

Better idea, why don't you shove it up your arse?

Big boner my ass

Big trouble pal. Eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast no?

Bitch please

Bitch please you can't fucking do shit

Bitch please, you can't fucking do shit.

Bitch please! #get real #ya right #bullshit #trippin

Bitter irony.

Blow it out your ass.

Bon voyage motherfucker.

Bon voyage, motherfucker.

Breathe air? tf you think I'M DOING?

Buckle up, bonehead

Business with you? Don't make me laugh.

But Get Rekt Nerd!

Buzz off, you dump dum.

Carl's Junior. Fuck you I'm eating.

Cheap shot, yeah?

Clap for that, you stupid bastard.

Clapping #ecard #shia labeouf #clapping #good job #applause #good work #sarcasm #well done #congrats #congratulations #bravo

Clearly you're the smart ass.

Come on man, give me a little break here.

Come on over, I'll give you the address you little piece of garbage come right over.

Come on, Don't bullshit me #total recall #bullshit #stop #lie #arnold schwarzenegger #cant believe it #what #sarcasm #come on

NSFW

Come on, don't you have balls to lick?

Come on, I was just kidding

Come on, that's ridiculous.

Congratulations, you won. That's what I would say if you want such a God damn failure.

Could you be anymore of an idiot than you already are? I doubt it.

Cue ball son of a bitch laughed in my face.

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Cynical Asshole #everything looks and sounds like shit to you #its a condition called being a cynical asshole

Damn it I'm an Assassin not a Dictionary

Damn it what the hell's the matter with you other people have birthdays why are we treating yours like a funeral

Damn nerd.

Damn somebodys salty

Damn, somebody's salty

DANG UR UGLY

Darling, do I look like I know a fucking thing about Barbra fucking Streisand?

David Carr, Sir? I don't know, Sir. You are dumb, private Papa, do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right?

Did I lie? #did i fucking lie #meme

Did you catch that bullshit Hans was running?

Did you just call me a Jive Turkey? #jive turkey #insult #semi pro

Did you see that? What a moron.

Do I look like a frickin' idiot?

Do I look like a patient man

NSFW

Do you suck Dicks, Sir? No, Sir. Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Sir. No, Sir.

Do you think i'm ball shitting you

Dodge this.

Does somebody need a wahmbulance?

Don't Be Ridiculous

Don't be such a fucking smart ass where.

Don't get me fucking started.

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

Double whammy.

Dude YouGottaBeFuckingKidding

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware #thats just what id expect you to say #patrick #dump #stupid #idiot #dumb thing to say #dumb comment

Dumbass! #dumbass #idiot #annoyed #insult #legally blonde

Dumbass.

E7-you're-an-idiot ?

Error I Just about enough of you, young lady. If there's an undertaker near me, I think I'd know it.

Even my shit, you think you are Jesus Christ or something?

EVIL LAUGH

Evil Laugh #evil laugh #laugh #lol #funny #charlton heston #western #western laugh #hilarious #sarcastic #sarcasm #sarcastic laugh

Ew you nasty bastard

EXCUSEMEYOUNGMAN - INEEDBABYPOWDER - EXCUSEMEYOUNGMAN - Lol - Excusemeyoungman - Funny - Rude

Eye roll

Eye roll

Fake Laugh #toy story #woody #mock #very funny #fake laugh #sarcasm #sarcastic laugh

Flannel Lumberjack #voiceover #lumberjack #silly #quote #sarcasm @Otterbahn

Flippant

Fools

Fools! idiots! imbeciles!

Frosties are just Corn Flakes for people who can't face reality

Fuck This Shit Im Out

Fuck you. And your eyebrows?

Fucking idiot. If you didn't get the fucking thing stuck, I wouldn't come down here get you stuck now, I'm probably gonna get fucking fall over.

Fucking wiseguy with me. What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

Funny1

Geez You Suck At That Baby

Geez, some kind of sick joke? No, Sir. What?

Geez, that's too bad #too bad #sorry #south park #you cant #sarcasm

Geez, you suck at that baby.

Genius Genius #mr deeds #brilliant #sarcasm #insult

Get her off of me! I'm getting dumb through osmosis.

Gina Linetti - I hate you

Given this kind of shit talking prayers

Go fuck yourself san diego

Go to hell, you mutant offspring of comedy people.

Go to say the mom, "PlayStation 4 Call of Duty" for the braindead!

God damnit, that isn't funny!

God, you can be such a douche.

Goodnight morons.

Goofy. Don't piss me off hard, Clark.

Goose you're such a dickhead

Gotta Take it Real Serious #rick and morty #sarcasm #take it seriously #real serious #whatever #not serious

Ha Ha

Ha ha

Ha ha you fool

Ha ha, you fool!

Ha ha.

Ha ha. Ha.

Ha hahaYou are doomed

Ha! Nice try.

Haha Im in danger

Haha Not Today S8n

Haha, Just kidding

Have a nice day you stupid b@stard

Have a nice fall you stupid bi

Have a round on me, get it? Because never mind. Fuck you.

He called her a badge on a Beaver. What an asshole.

He missed! Are you kidding You jackass!

He's also an idiot

Hehe

Hehe, you're very rude

Hello, you total smelly fat fucker of a bastard.

Here's a nice piece of shit

Here's dessert. Fuck you.

Hey there, Captain douche.

Hey-hey-just-because-you're-dressed-like-king-tut-doesnt-mean-you're-our-leader

Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me, okay?

Hey, dickhead.

Hey, dumb ass.

Hey, I know this is like, super weird. Um. But. I'm trolling you right now. I know.

Hey, shit for brains.

Hey, what do you think you're doing? Maybe your tiny monkey brain didn't get the hint earlier. Don't climb the friggin tower.

Hey, you tell me you're the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.

Hey! Phrasing! #phrasing #archer #thats what she said

Honestly if I didn't know any better i'd think this was your first day of being evil