And by royal command every eligible maiden is to attend

And if one can be found whom the slipper fits then by the king's command that girl shall be the prince's bride

I hereby dub thee knight of the realm,

I princess celestia hereby decree

I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree.

Nice try but only the king can do that

Off with his head by order of the king you heard what she said

The glass slipper is their only clue now the duke has been ordered to try it on every girl in the kingdom

Until the british king found out about it and then he sent out his whole armada to go out after him

You heard what her majesty said off with her head