As Long As I Don't Move My Head Or Torso, I'm Good #ron swanson #in pain #hernia

Best friend I have ever had

Chummy

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets #clear liquor #dark liquor #ron swanson #parks and rec #nick offerman #vodka #gin

Cook in peace

Destroys phone #destroy phone #hammer #phone #ron swanson #break phone #ignore call #ignore texts #parks and rec

Don't Even Care #parks and rec #ron swanson #dont care #zero #meh #oh well #shrug

Don't Teach a Man to Fish, and You Feed Yourself #ron swanson #fishing #selfish #feed yourself

Donuts go nuts

Get yourself a proper dog #proper dog #any dog under 50 pounds is a cat #cats are pointless #ron swanson

Government is a greedy piglet #ron swanson #that suckles on the taxpayers teet #until they have sore chapped nipples #its never too early to learn #parks and rec #nick offerman

Half ass two things

I d like to not get involved

I know more than you

I Know More Than You #ron swanson #lowes #i know more than you #parks and recreation

I'm Ron ******* Swanson #are you ready #april ludgate #prepared

Impossible

Improud of you

Invasion of privacy

Merry mother of god chuckle

No wrong way to consume alcohol

On principle

Please and thank you

Ron Swanson

Ron swanson

Ron Swanson - I know more than you

Ron Swanson - Too bad

Ron Swanson Drunk Dance

Ron swanson fist #parks and recreation #ron swanson #fist #tears #emotional

Something or nothing

Teach a Man to Fish #parks and recreation #teach a man to fish #fishing is not that hard #ron swanson

Thank you friend #thanks #thank you #means a lot #ron swanson #parks and rec

The less I know about

There has been a mistake

Tomorrow we go to my cabin

Too bad

We still never talk sometimes

We still never talk sometimes long

Wholehearthedly agree

Work of a lunatic

Would You Like A Salad? #parks and rec #ron swanson #salad #salads are for rabbits #healthy #dieting #summer body #fitness #green eating #whole 30 #lent

You need to detox