All right weasels grab some sky or i'll let the judge have it! you heard me I said drop it

Dames what dames jessica is the only one for me!

Dear jessica how do I love thee let me count the ways one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand

Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over

I didn't know where your office was so I asked the newsboy he didn't know so I asked the fireman the green grocer the butcher the baker they didn't know but the liquor store guy he knew

Jessica's the light of my life the apple of my eye the cream in my coffee!

Listen my philosophy is this if you don't have a good sense of humor you're better off dead

Look stars!

Nice shirt who's your tailor quasimodo

No pain no pain no pain no pain no pain no

Oh my god! it's dip!

That's right a laugh can be a very powerful thing why sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have laughter is the most

What's wrong with you you're the only person in this theater that isn't laughing

Who turned out the lights it's dark in here don't they pay their electricity

You'll see! we'll rise above this piddling peccadillo! we're going to be happy again! you got that happy capital h a p p i