Caddy Shack

Every time my old man wanted sex..

He told me from now on I have to pay in advance

Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid! #rodney dangerfield #caddyshack #laid #tinder #valentines day #sex

I asked for the salt & pepper, he made two trips!

I got nervous when the pilot made his first announcement

I open a front door Kids give me candy

I was six years old I found out there's no such thing

My heart was strong enough for sex

My mother never breastfed me, she liked me as a friend

My wife told the kids be quiet you wake up daddy

Well that's the story of my life, no respect!