Are you blind - Ricky Gervais

Baked beans or vegetable curry pt1

Baked beans or vegetable curry pt2

Come here girl pt1

Come here girl pt2

Everyone sweet when they're little although I mean hitler was probably cute when he was that age

He's nearly handsome

I actually gave me a list of rules i'm going to ignore them but I thought it would be good to read them out OK

I'm more than sick alan i've got one of the worst diseases on the planet what is that man flu

I'm off are going to see some of the rest of europe alright you have a nice time while you talking raping hat

I'm tony

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking how is charlie sheen calls it breakfast

Just 'cause you're offended it doesn't mean you're right I don't care

Mister spock is half vulcan half human OK

My answer that for about twenty years she used to say I won't see christmas right she was right eventually

Office dancer #bad dancing #dag #lets dance #david brent #ricky gervais

Oh fuckin' hell #fucking hell #david brent #ricky gervais #what the hell #what the fuck

Oh look it's a ginger frankenstein

Oh no it's a joke yeah

OK so good having a job where you can get drunk and say what you want it's like can they still pay you

Postman pat

Relax i'm going to try and be nice

Remember, they're just jokes #golden globes #joking #comedy #not serious #lighten up #were all gonna die

Ricky Gervais Laugh

Shut up I don't care

Shut up you gusting pill popping sexual deviant scum

They want to fight me

Tony

What's your name

Would you come to the hospital and tell a dying child there was no heaven and I just sent back is this a paid gig

You're the w*nker mate #youre the wanker mate #ricky gervais

Your real name