Absolutely ma'am i'd love to sign your baby you're not gonna wanna wash that forehead you hear me

Ah ricky bobby

All those races I won that was for you you know that I did just like you told me if you ain't first you're last

Are we about to get it on? #sexual chemistry #attraction #sex #sexual tension #boner #make love #do the deed #talladega nights #ricky bobby #will ferrell #hard as a diamond #ready for

Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one than the jackhawk 9000 available at wal mart

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant jesus don't even know a word yet just a little infant and so cuddly but still omnipotent

Dear lord baby jesus or as our brothers to the south call you jesus we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of domino's kfc and the always delicious taco bell

Dear tiny jesus in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat balled up fists

Did you eat peanut butter or something you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

Don't you put that evil on me ricky bobby!

Don't you put that evil on me ricky bobby!

Dont You Put That on Me Ricky Bobby

Everyone turn away things are gonna get crazy we're gonna make animal noises

Good for you ricky bobby

Hell you're just a bag of bones

Help me jesus! help me jewish god!

Help Me, Jesus! #help me #oh god #freak out #invisible fire #ricky bobby #talladega nights #will ferrell

Help Me, Oprah Winfrey #save me #help me #give me a hand #oprah winfrey #ricky bobby #talladega nights

I love the way they're talking to you 'cause they're winners winners get to do what they want

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence #talladega nights #ricky bobby #will ferrell #piss excellence #greatness #superior #perfection #elite

I was high when I said that #ricky bobby #reese bobby #didnt mean it #didnt mean that

I'm not stupid no one lives forever no one but with advances in modern science and my high level of income I mean it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245 maybe 300

I'm not sure what to do with my hands be good to hold them down by your side

I'm on fire #im on fire #ricky bobby #ahh #will ferrell

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken #too drunk to taste this chicken #colonel sanders #ricky bobby #will ferrell #talladega nights #too drunk

If you ain't first you're last (2)

If You Ain't First, You're Last #ricky bobby #first or last #number 1 #if you aint first #youre last #talladega nights #first youre last

If you don't chew Big Red then F you #ricky bobby #talladega nights #big red

Jacked Up on Mountain Dew #mountain dew #all jacked up #ricky bobby #talladega nights #woohoohoo

Ninety eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives the darkness is creeping towards you whether you know it or not so a little planning can go a long way

Not sure what to do with my hands #rickybobby

Ricky bobby

Ricky bobby

Ricky bobby he's got two first names

Ricky Bobby Knife #will ferell #dont do it #knife in leg

Ricky bobby today's big winner

Ricky first of all where did you learn to drive like that in a car car handle really good yeah

That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on

The ninjas are trying to get me the ninjas are trying to get me

The room's starting to spin real fast because of gayness

We All Tried Hard #tried hard #dear friends #glenn #talladega #nights #ricky bobby #will #ferrell #tried #friends #shut up

We just want to take a moment to talk to you about snow blindness in cats it's affecting more and more cats every year and it scares the living shit out of us

Well here's the deal i'm the best there is plain and simple I mean I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence

What's diablo mean it's like you know it's like spanish for like a fighting chicken

When you work on your mysterious lady part stuff you should have the right tools too so that's why you should use maypax the official tampon of nascar

Who wants to go fast? #ricky bobby #i wanna go fast #need for speed #will ferrell

With all due respect I had no idea you got an experimental surgery to have your balls removed

Yeah but okay but if you won how am I gonna win think about it

You gotta watch it when I get into autograph mode

You're not on fire ricky bobby!

(ricky bobby screams)