About 10 minutes.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Alabama.

Alabama.

Alaska

Alaska

America.

And how many of you are there?

And they're just playing a game.

And what time will you be arriving tomorrow?

And who are you?

And you coming over to the UK, are you?

And your name, please.

Anyway, goodnight.

Are you calling me or am I calling? Do you think I'm calling you?

Are you deaf and dumb or just plain stupid?

Are you deaf and dumb?

Are you in the United States?

Are you stupid or something? I have not run you?

Are you the gentleman I'm connected to an America?

Are you the lady in Stratford?

Are you the the family in are you in the eastern seaboard of the United States somewhere?

Are you this charge trapping Oklahoma?

Are you?

Be impossible.

Be quick for God's sake.

Believe this.

Brendan Chase

Brendan Chase

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Brendon Chase. Good morning.

But I think that even if I had somebody in here, I mean the care and attention of cleaner, I suspect it's not. It's not likely to be as good as the attention that I paid her.

Bye bye.

Can can you can you stay on the line and give me or I'll give you my telephone number and you can give me not yours and we'll see if we can sort this out.

Can can you? I will give you my telephone number if you give me your telephone number.

Can I can I ask can I ask a favor?

Can I can I? Can I ask a favor please?

Can I get? Can I give you my telephone number?

Can I have a conversation with you?

Can I have your telephone number please?

Can I help you?

Can I just explain to you telephone calls this afternoon? The latest one? This is the one that I'm talking. This is the one I'm speaking on now. OK, my telephone Rang and I ended up speaking somebo...

Can you get off the line, please?

Can you hear me clearly now?

Can you hear me?

Cannot can I stop something up you?

Chattanooga

China.

Come.

Could I have your long credit card number please?

Could I have your name, please?

Could I what?

David.

Disturbing my evening as well.

Do that.

Do you have a foul mouth? OK, and I don't want to speak to you.

Do you think I'm making drugs, don't you?

Do you think I'm ringing you, don't you?

Do you think you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you understand the fact I've told you on numerous occasions? I have not called you.

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you want the room or not?

Don't swear.

Don't use your an 85 year old woman and you're swearing at me, disgusting.

Don't you understand English?

Don't you understand what I'm telling you?

Email

England.

Fine.

For when

Fuck off.

Give him a bloody good Harden and trash this is house.

Good evening.

Good morning hello.

Good morning, yes you wrong. Can I help you at all?

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodnight

Goodnight

Goodnight

Hahaha.

Have a good day as they say in America.

Have we been connected before?

Have you heard what I've just told you?

Hayden spreading

Heheh.

Hello can I help you?

Hello good morning.

Hello hello.

Hello, yes this sorry who is this?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hmm?

Hmm.

How dare you speak to an 85 year old woman like that?

How dare you speak to me like that?

How dare you speak to me like that?

How did you find me?

How many of you are there?

Huh?

I am a doctor.

I am a very well respected doctor.

I am a very well respected funeral director.

I am a very well respected gentleman in America.

I am a very well respected individual.

I am doctor Chattanooga.

I am fed up having you say that are you know I'm fed up having you abusing me and calling me a liar. In effect, I have told you that I have not called you.

I am not calling you.

I am not calling you.

I am not calling you.

I am on drugs.

I am on drugs.

I am picking up the telephone becausw my telephone is ringing.

I am sitting here abusing drugs.

I am sitting here and I am getting my my telephone is ringing and I'm finding that I'm talking to people in America who think that I've made a call to them.

I am sitting here making drugs.

I am sitting here relaxing after a hard day's work.

I am sitting here relaxing on drugs.

I am sitting here taking drugs.

I am sitting here taking drugs.

I beg your pardon, I've just picked up my telephone and you are ringing me.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I can't believe this.

I can't live like that.

I can't understand.

I don't have a problem making drugs.

I don't have a problem.

I don't have a problem. You know? What do you mean? What what's my problem?

I don't keep calling you.

I don't know the property Frank. I've no interest in the cooperative bank.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna wait anymore.

I doubt if they'll think that way too.

I have had a number of. I've picked up the telephone on about four or five occasions this afternoon, about half an hour ago and there was a man in Oklahoma who kept claiming that I had called him a...

I have just been on to the British Telecom in the United Kingdom here and I have explained to them I have explained to them on many previous occasions OK.

I have just picked up my telephone and because it's wrong and I'm just answering the telephone.

I have no idea who you are.

I have no idea why.

I have not called you. I have never called you.

I have not made a call to you.

I have not made a telephone call all day.

I have told you now just listen to me again. I have not called you. Do you understand English?

I haven't called you.

I haven't dialed you.

I haven't dialed you. I'm sitting here by the fire watching the television.

I haven't, I mean how many more times do I need to tell you? Don't you understand English? I have not called you.

I I have no idea.

I I have not made a telephone call.

I I I'm living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom with the British Sir and a gentleman from Oklahoma.

I I I'm living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I I'm just talking to somebody on the telephone and I can hear a call coming in. I've cut it off 'cause I'm I'm in business and all of a sudden you're on the other end of the line. I am not calling...

I I'm sitting at home in my house, in the Lake District of England.

I just can't believe that I just can't understand that at all.

I just picked up the telephone and I've answered the telephone.

I just think I just I'm working and I the telephone Rang and I've just picked it up.

I know it's not amusing. I've had people I've had the same problem with America, China, Switzerland already today.

I know it's very strange.

I know where Chattanooga is, yes.

I know you can hear me. I can hear you, but who are you? Why are you calling me?

I know you keep saying that but don't you understand what I'm saying?

I know, but I've just had it. I've just been sitting here and I'm not making any telephone calls.

I know.

I live in Oklahoma.

I live in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I live in the United Kingdom.

I lived in Cumbria in the North of England.

I mean, I've had cause I've had calls from Oklahoma this afternoon. I mean, you're that I've actually been on. I was, I picked up my telephone about 3 minutes ago and I was talking to a gentleman i...

I mean, these people are complete, you know? I mean I'd, I'd like to do something nasty to them, frankly, but there we are.

I never go out to week. For instance, I've never been into the town to buy a Cup of tea, for instance.

I picked up my telephone and I seem to have I. I've had people on the other end of the line asking me for my sort code in my bank code that there were the Co op.

I really don't want to pick it up, thank you.

I said goodnight.

I simply picked up the telephone because my telephone Rang.

I think I've only got a single room available.

I think we've had a conversation already this evening.

I thought it had stopped.

I was talking to. I ended up talking to somebody in Cornwall under similar circumstance.

I we've got problems here. I've had a series of strange phone calls today. Can I have your telephone number please?

I welcome

I woke up several times during the night and wondered why on Earth I got myself into this. Another fine mess you've gotten into.

I won't make you talk to this woman. Explain and recording.

I'd like to do something nasty to you.