Are you in the United States?

Are you the the family in are you in the eastern seaboard of the United States somewhere?

Are you this chap in Oklahoma?

Bye bye.

Can I help you?

Can you hear me clearly now?

Do you understand the fact I've told you on numerous occasions? I have not called you.

Hello hello.

Hello.

Hello.

I am a very well respected individual.

I beg your pardon, I've just picked up my telephone and you are ringing me.

I beg your pardon.

I have had a number of. I've picked up the telephone on about four or five occasions this afternoon, about half an hour ago and there was a man in Oklahoma who kept claiming that I had called him a...

I have no idea why.

I have not called you. I have never called you.

I I have no idea.

I live in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I live in the United Kingdom.

I lived in Cumbria in the North of England.

I'm in Windermere in the Lake District. Where are you?

I'm not calling you.

I'm sorry I don't know who you are, who you are trying to speak to.

I'm sorry.

I've I've had the phone ring here. I found that the people at the other end thought that I was calling them.

I've told you I I don't, I can't, but I can't emphasize too often that I have not called you.

My telephone has just rung and I picked it up. I'm repeating myself.

My telephone is just wrong and I picked it up.

No, no, no. I'm not saying that you've called me. I'm just saying that you your you have just come on to the line where I was actually talking to somebody else.

No.

Oh

OK.

Thank you bye.

Thank you goodbye.

This is Brandon Chase good morning.

This is Brendan chasing Windermere. I've just picked up the telephone you just called me.

What?

What?

Who am I speaking to?

Who are you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, who's calling?

You are.

You have just picked my telephone. You're ringing me. This is Brandon chasing Windermere.