Are you jokin with god

At pope again he called the shit poop

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant jesus don't even know a word yet just a little infant and so cuddly but still omnipotent

Dear lord baby jesus or as our brothers to the south call you jesus we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of domino's kfc and the always delicious taco bell

Dear Lord, Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the South call you Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of dominoes, KFC and. Always delicious, Taco Bell.

For the love of God meme

Holy crap here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy #wwjd #upset jesus #here comes jesus #doesnt look happy #sinner #shame #what would jesus do #peter griffin #family guy

I like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t shirt because it says like I wanna be formal but i'm here to party too because I like to party so I like my jesus to party

I pray to a freaking elephant. How am I going to explain that to Jesus?