Aauuugghh

Ah fuck, it's good.

Ah man.

All right, I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.

Always talking shit just can't open the goddamn door

And this just got more embarrassing. Thanks.

Boy if you don't get

Caillou Crying

Comical Disappointment

Company's turning 20 huh so you can bang it but you can't get it drunk right yeah she gets it she enjoys my humor

CRYING IN THE KITCHEN

Daddy Chill

Don't you hate it when that happens

Fucking crazy.

Funny stories

Hangin w loser

HERO BOY: Uh oh.

Hey hey hey that's enough i'm getting a boner here right

How incredibly disappointing

Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public,

Huh. Isn't that enough excitement for one day?

Human - Wet Fart #wet #human #fart @PNMCarrieRai...

I fall in and they can't get up.

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I get that a lot.

I get those goosebumps every time

I got to shit so bad man i'm nervous!

I guess your shitty blue hair dye got in your eyes. It's OK. It happens to all of us.

I know you feel this

I think I just peed a little

I'm in twouble!

I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?

I'm OK i'm just a little boring though

I'm too old for this shit.

I've had this happen to me quite often.

If it makes you feel any better I forgot my reading glasses

It always happens to me

It's time for a rare dose of the real world because I've been driving the sort of car that people actually buy. Was that smile a bit too camp at the end?

James- Oww Mah Leg

Kind of grabs you by the boo boo don't it

Let's face it this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing

Like a chump

Looks Like You Shit Your Pants

Maybe it's the beer talking but you gotta button won't quit

Me falling all over it is about let me just.

My Ordinary Life

Mystery solved I guess right she was taking a shit

NOOOO! (sarcastic or wholesome)

Not your day

OH BRITHER THIS GUY STINKS

Oh geez the cart

Oh here we go with this **** again.

Oh my God, you can talk! #missing the point #talk #bad timing #family guy #peter griffin

Oh yeah mom stoppable

Oh, my poor nose.

Oh, now you're just being crazy.

Oh, that's too bad.

Ohh damn it.

Ohh fuck it.

Ohh God that is nasty.

Ooooohhh that man

Our what fresh hell is this?

Pimponhisworstday

Please dad your embarrassing us

Real life moment

She walks over here, asked me to put a bird in her panties. I'm standing here going, what the hell?

She'did it again.

Sittin' On The Toilet

Sounds like it sucks

That was a bit rich, but OK.

Then then this was horrible

They got them for you lard ass

This is, well, humiliating.

This sucks

This sucks. Uh huh huh..

Totally biffed it

Tourettes Guy At home

Ugh! Ew!

Well, I've had softer landings.

Well, that sucks.

Wet fart 3

What the fuck was I doing again? Ohh yeah, fucking shit up.

Yeah, better being called your pants down, huh?

Yeah, even I sometimes get a little allergic, you know. Oh, jeez.

Yeah, this sucks.

You know I.

You know what really grinds my gears?

You're really? And me and yeah, that's it, right guys?

(eve sighs) oh

&1 - Mama there goes that man