Every thursday I take pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich

I cannot believe that I'm actually thinking about licking your cat.

I'm peeing in the shower!

If a man's wearing his pants on his head, or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you.

Nobody Eats Bananas Like Me

Shoutout To Muh Fellow Finger Sniffers

You touched your food out the window like a diva. Alright, bizarre behaviour. You've never been a diva in your life before. OK, I can. I'm Gemma Collins Ford. I'm 34, I've earned my Dava ship, and ...