Comedian, Private Joker, I admire your honesty.

Correct, Sir. Yes, Sir. Private Joker, why did you join my beloved core, Sir? To kill.

I have a cowboy, private Joker.

I have a cowboy, private Joker. Yes, Sir.

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Private joker? Sir. In the Marines, Sir.

Sir Private Pyle, from now on, private Joker is your new squad leader and you will buck with him. He'll teach you.

Sir, yes, Sir. Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts. And Guts is enough. Now you've.

Sir. Negative, Sir. Private Joker, are you trying to offend these or not?

We have a comedian. Private Joker

Well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly. So the.

Well. No shit. What have we got here? Fucking comedian, private Joker.

You had to pee, Sir. Yes, Sir. Private joker.

You're fired, private Joker promoted to squad leader.