Absolutely

Ah

All right

NSFW

Alright you know we're going to do to solve your problem i'm going to have sex with you right now over the radio

And join the poontang out there or what

Are you cute

Are you really good looking

Ass wipe

Batch correct

But i'm brilliant every day every single friggin day thank you

But that's normal

But you're gay

But you've never done it

Come down and visit me sometime I wanna lick you all over

Department social services should be monitoring you very closely

Describe your wife

Do you know the alphabet

Do you know what sex is

Do you think OJ was guilty or innocent

Do you walk around in like sweat pants and play it down or you like a sexy dresser

Doesn't hurt though

Douche bag

Fuck you

NSFW

Get cock enough in yom

Go take a crap in the sea

Good

Have you had sex with other people beside your boyfriend

Hello

Hey i'll pay ten thousand dollars for the person who can get me a picture of rosie o'donnell 's bowel movement

Hi

Hi

Higher on the air

How are you

How old are you

How old are you when you lost your virginity

Howard stern

I become very philosophical about peoples jealousy tord maine

I can't stand fat chicks

I don't know

I don't understand

I got a solution for you and you can take it or leave it if you want bigger genitals measure from a different place

I gotta go

I like to watch gladiator movies

I read in a magazine that you wish you would have lost your virginity to maine is that really true

In heights howard stern WNBC

It's one thing if a broad user pinky or something on ya you talking about a strap on

Jesus christ

John

Let me ask you something you have the look of love in your eyes but i'm an ugly man I know this you couldn't be physically attracted to me could you

My sperm are fantastic

No

No

No no no

Oh hello

Oh my god imagine patty grow up in america and not know how to speak

Oh OK

OK

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Prank Call Sounds: Howard Stern Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Howard Stern Soundboard Sound

Punk

Put on annoying scumbag

Right

Right here is the big question are you a fan of anal sex

Shannon

Shut up

So when you say you want to lose your virginity to me does that mean that you actually had fantasies about me

NSFW

So you get aroused at all when I was kissing in the bed

So you want a man who can finish you off

Stop

Take

Thank you

That's gay

That's OK baby

This is disgraceful we should be taken off the air

We're just testing to see how dumb people or how long will hold the line

Well how many inches are you very small

What

What a dumb ass

What a dummy

What do you do for a living

What do you look like

What what what kind of sick thing are you into

What's going on

What's the problem why you calling maine

When's the last time you were with a woman

Where do you measure from

Why

Would you let a woman put a strap on on and do you from behind

Wow

Yeah

Yep

Yes

You coward

You look like a fat black man

You missed the taste of a woman don't you

You must put your hands down the pants of a woman don't you

You need a father figure like maine

You're not that much of a loser are you

You're single dude right