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Ah.

All out of cash.

An one more group offended guess I'm just not a people person.

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And now you're all gonna pay.

Apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning.

Are you going to sign this or will it be your surviving family members?

Are you storing cadavers in here?

Aw, that can't be good.

Billy Joe Bob

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Bitch can't even read.

Bite my ass

Bless me father, for I have really sinned, really. I'm not kidding here. Big Sinner. Yep.

Bobo the space monkey.

Butt sauce

Can we all just get along?

Chicken

Chuck Heston

Close enough.

Come on hurry up. I know you got minorities to oppress.

Come on, hurry up.

Cool cash my check now. Maybe I'll go cash it myself in the vault.

Cousin of Johnny Joe, Billy Jimbo, Bob.

Crap.

Damn here I was, minding my own business, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights and you people have to freak out on me.

Damn it.

Damn that stings.

Damn, do all these people look alike or what?

Definitely some inbreeding going on here.

Did I ask for cheese?

Do all these people look alike or what?

Does my voice annoy you?

Doesn't take a genius to guess what will happen the next time one of them sees me.

Don't crowd, there's plenty for everyone.

Don't these people have jobs?

Dude.

Excellent.

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Excuse me while i push my entrails back in

Fascinating.

Fuck you

Gary Coleman's autobiography would have been more interesting.

Gee, I hope nobody is taping this.

Gee, that wasn't so awful.

Geez, I better get that looked at.

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Geez, if the Sheriff turns out to be done not I'm going to kill everyone and then myself.

Get damn dirty apes.

Give me some money.

Glad to see my tax dollars aren't going to waste.

God, what an awful stench

Grand father of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe, Billy Jimbo, Bob.

Great, now my day is complete.

Great.

Groovy.

Guns don't kill people I do.

Happy ******* birthday.

Have a nice day.

Hello miss.

Here's some lead for you to recycle.

Hey Ayatollah, how about some service over here?

Hey Ayatollah.

Hey Chico, I need an alternator for an 87 Duff **** you.

Hey, I know you've fallen and you can't get up.

Hey, I'm just exercising my Second Amendment rights here. You ******* communist.

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

Hi there.

Hi.

Hm...!

Hmm. All out of cash.

Holy ****

Holy **** I'm not racist. These people really do all look alike.

How about some service over here?

How convenient.

How much do you want for it?

How would you like it if somebody called you a lunatic?

Huh...

I am the law.

I can't buy that.

I definitely need more of that.

I definitely need to get this looked at.

I didn't expect that.

I don't even like video games.

I don't feel so good.

I don't think so.

I feel better already.

I feel great.

I feel like sh**

I guess I'm just not a people person.

I had Faith is system will set me free.

I hope the ***** appreciates the trouble I went to.

I knew it.

I know what you're thinking, but The funny thing is I don't even like video games.

I know you got minorities to oppress.

I need a bad touch Krotchy.

I need an alternator for an 87 Duff **** you.

I need some steaks for the psychotic friends network barbecue.

I need to buy some napalm.

I need to take a ****

I regret nothing.

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I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women in the minorities first.

I think I'll need to keep an eye out for these folks there. Definitely hazardous to my health.

I'd like a hot #2 to go.

I'd like to cash this pitiful and embarrassing check please.

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I'll follow you home and kill your dog.

I'm an equal opportunity lunatic.

I'm bored already.

I'm experiencing a sort of burning, itching, spewing kind of effect.

I'm here to pay for this trumped up addition to some highway patrolman's retirement fund.

I'm here to pick up my normal clothes.

I'm not kidding here.

I'm not racist. These people really do all look alike.

I'm really going to bust if I don't take a **** immediately.

I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning.

I'm sorry.

I've got a note that says there's a package for me.

I've got a note that says there's a package for me. Last names dude.

I've got stuff to do.

I've really gotta take a leak.

If you say so.

It's been a while since I last confessed, hope I can remember everything.

It's for my mother, I swear.

It's uncle dad.

Jimbo, Bob

Jobab, son of Billy Joe Bob.

Johnny Joe, Billy Jimbo Bob.

Johnny.

Just call me doctor euthanasia.

Just kidding.

Just sign the stupid petition.

Kevlar.

Last names dude.

Last names.

Let's see, yeah.

Little Johnny.

Look just sign the stupid petition. I've got stuff to do.

Man, what these game developers won't do for a buck. At least it's educational.

Maybe I should try to escape.

Medicare ain't covering that.

Mhmm!

Mommy.

More.

My bad.

My nads.

My president is Chuck Heston.

My president is Chuck Heston. Here's your rebate. It damn dirty apes.

My spleens poking out.

No jail can hold me.

No problem.

No problemo.

No, really does the sound of my voice get on your nerves? It bugs me sometimes.

No.

None, right?

Not a chance.

Nothin' a coat of paint and some antibiotics can't cure.

Now I can't feel my legs.

Now I'm going to have to cure myself.

Now that's what I call welfare reform.

Now where is that?

Oh my God.

Oh my head.

Oh yeah, I gotta get that petition signed. Good thing I'm a people person.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, mommy.

OK, copper take me in.

OK.

Only my weapon understands me.

Oops.

Ow

Please don't think I'm a bigot.

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Please don't think I'm a bigot. I kill races equally.

Really.

Right about now, I'll bet you feel pretty silly putting all that money into your IRA.