And here I am saying you got no sense of humor

Buddy I am the dragon warrior

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He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared

I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what

I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking!

I'm not a big fat panda i'm the big fat panda

Ok yeah I mean I just ate so i'm still digesting so my kung fu might not be as good as later on

The sword of heroes! said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking

The wuxi finger hold not the wuxi finger hold!

The wuxi finger hold!

This is the greatest day in kung fu history!

Well you know i'm not a master but let's just start at zero level zero

Yeah I stayed I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled it hurt but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me