Ace.

All right, stop, collaborate and listen. Peter's back with a brand new invention.

All the signs point to yes.

All things considered, my reply is no.

And Peter's special prize?

Answer The Ruddy phone, will you?

Answer The Ruddy phone, will you?

As I see it, yes.

Ask again later, but I really can't be arsed.

Attention attention your wife is calling. Your wife is calling. Better answer this call quickly. Attention, your wife is calling.

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your bo...

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your gi...

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your hu...

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your wife.

Attention please. Attention please. Your mother-in-law is calling. Do not answer this phone.

Attention, attention, your boyfriend is calling. Better pretend you're still at work.

Attention, attention, your girlfriend is calling. Better pretend you're still at work.

Attention, attention. It's that man you owe money to do not answer your phone. I sat. Do not answer your phone.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Beep beep. Beep beep beep, Ruddy beep. Yes, I'm that annoying alarm clock that just won't shut up.

Beep beep. Beep. Beep beep. Ruddy beep.

Boyakasha.

Calm down, calm down.

Come Ed.

Day 2 Do, don't they do.

Excuse me squire, this is how it works. I ring you answer for goodness sake, pick it up.

Excuse me, excuse me. Yes, hello. Yes, excuse me. It's your phone. It's me. I'm ringing. Pick me up.

Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Give me an ah, give me an I. Give me an an. What have you got? Written of course. Yes, yes Rin, sorry about that. Goodbye.

Good morning to you, Squire. Get out of your lazy bed and start your day. It's time for work.

Hello, it's me. Your phone. I'm in your bag with the fam fresh and oversized lipstick. Aren't you going to answer me?

Hello. Hello. Excuse me. Yes, you see, this is how it normally works. I ring drawing attention to myself. You answer and speak. Sorry if it's a bit obvious.

Hello. Hello. This is your phone speaking. It's lonely being a phone, especially when no one picks you up. Speak to me.

Hey, it's me. Stop what you're doing and pay attention. I'm your phone and I'm Rutty ringing my heart out.

Higher.

I ain't getting on no plane.

I cannot predict the answer with any certainty.

If you are listening to this then you have found my lost phone. Please look in the contact section for a contact called lost and found to find my address. Please do return it to me. Thank you.

In 2.

In one.

In three.

It's a bullseye.

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life. And boy am I feeling Ruddy blue.

It's contestant #1.

It's fast and furious in the ready money round.

It's good, but it's not right.

It's proper bow, I tell thee.

It's Saturday, yes, no work today. So hit that snooze button and have another 5.

It's time to get out of bed.

Jack.

King.

Kiss my bad self.

No, I wouldn't if I were you. Remember what happened last time.

Ohh, ask your mother. She knows everything.

Ohh, will you stop asking stupid questions?

Our survey says.

Peter snoring and whistling

Please welcome online one.

Queen.

Ring, Ring, Ring, ring, ring, Ruddy ring.

Ring. Ring, Ring ring, ring. Ring, ring. Will someone answer this phone?

Round 2.

Round 3.

Round 4.

Round 5.

Round 6.

Round 7.

Round 8.

Round 9.

Round one.

Round tan.

Shamone mother Hubbard.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

This is voice over, man. Get out of bed you lazy sod. It's time to go to work.

Turn.

Wake up. It's Thursday. Ruddy Thursday.

We asked 100 people.

Yes, love.

Yoohoo.

You muppet.

You what?

You're both back in play.

You're right.

Yuck, shamash.

2.

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5.

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8.

9.

10/4.

180.

ああ。 ああ。

はあ。 ああ。