And then I got trapped in a protean bubble I don't recommend it

I'd like to be the one to recommend you

It was incredible. If you haven't done this, I urge you to make plans and do this tonight.

Maybe even pen a wee testimonial,

That's fine that that doesn't even know. Here's the name and number of a Doctor Who will look at it for you. You will receive no bill. He's a good man.