A And you've never brought your friend here. Why?

A fear of balloons. That's the craziest thing I've ever bloody heard.

A former patient of mine whose romantic attachments ran to shall we say the exotic

A little familiar

A lot of taller.

A Tourettes Syndrome sufferer for over 30 years...It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!!

About my life.

Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock singer name Robert Crumley.

Addition, given my fucking like a bunch of years, like maybe like.

Afraid to get wet

After you cried and crapped your pants.

All fancy this has not been my night

All I know for sure is that he's the father of a girl named Jameson who's super annoying.

All my new lesbian friends except me.

All the small details from the everyday reminisces the past because things we want to forget are the things we can never forget.

All you gotta do is get you once you got come with you, punk.

Alright so let me get this straight so i'm going to pay for a blowjob and I gotta pay forgot him hotel room too

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Alright, alright. She gave me a hand job, not a blower.

An Embarrassment

An Eternity Of Embarassment

And any way you do it, I'm gonna love it

And at times, I feel a little left out.

And he's gay. So I was like, I can't suck his Dick. But my point And he's also marrying kids. And I'm also, I'm not gay. I don't know why I just said that.

And I Took That Personally

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And I want to have sex in the shower,

And I'm not too drunk or too full for sex.

And I'm one of those lazy homeless bums I've been hearing about.

And I've gone and soiled myself

And kick your ass out, man. Come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

And my cock was too big for her.

And scared or what? I don't know, but I think it was her grandma's dog. He was a mean dog.

And that concludes the list of people who are mean to me in junior high.

And then I'll be there like I've got damn redheaded stepchild men Halverson off the jail.

And what's really interesting to me is I now am getting quite big. I get recognized all the time. When I was in America, I got recognized on the street. I recognized on the street everywhere from I...

And who are you I a man who's never tied his own shoes before

Angela.

Angry - Either That or I Show My Cck

Annoyed

Are you mad at your mom?

Are you sure numbers follow us

As you can probably guess, my fucked her God damn brains out.

Autistic

Awkward moment

Awkward Moment

Awkward.

Bad choices make the best stories

Bad day or what?

Bad feeling

Bad feeling

Bad luck for me.

Bad to have a bad uncle

Because I got high

Because the next day your anus will really hurt.

Being Placed With Idiots

Best day of my life

Beyond annoying

Bitches they come they go

Black people react

Bum I'm at Magic City, moving like the government. I fucked her with my and one shoes on and some.

Bummer. This is a bummer, man. That's.

But do you would I do man two chicks at the same time now

But we don't reckon time the same way do we clarice

Buzz on my nads

Calling me a liar pt1

Came on my mom

Came through the window and took my life.

Can I talk about what I did last night

Can I talk about what I did last night

Chris.

Chris.

Closer to home...

Come on, tell me you weren't scared.

Come true? What do you know about My dreams guest Don?

Cory Gets too High #tpb #lawn mower #sleepy

Cry

Cuck Life. I'm all for it 100%

D but they can't outside and get knocked on like your father used to

Dat really bummed me out

Depressing, isn't it?

Devalls sister so

Dick ?

Did I mention I don't like height?

Did the nightmares ever stop

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Did you just air jerk off a dick by my mouth?

Did you just soil yourself? Maybe it did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end? Let's have a smell alright. Woo, wafting, wafting or everyone likes their own brand don't this is magic alr...

Did your dad **** the **** outta you and your little?

Different so yeah, my throat is a bit.

Disappointed

Do I have to smell like Bo and hump a Redwood just to get through to her?

Do You Squirt

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Does anybody have any drugs? I'm going to score some drugs.

Does this seem weird?

Doesn't take a genius to guess what will happen the next time one of them sees me.

Don's legs, he's never been in the shit.

Don't hear

Eh ugh ah uh year o my lief

Embarassed

Embarassed

Embarassing

Embarrasing to have an ***

Embarrassing

Embarrassme

Epic Fail Lost

erm...-akward!

Every fucking table on getting screwed

Exactly if we want to share an intimate moment we can blow something up again

Fart 1

Fear haunts us all, child.

Feels like forever. Since I've had a smoke, I'm just a bit testy.

Flaky motherfucker. I should have known.

Folks say I got violent tendencies

Follow me and my work day by day in as much detail as you can stand

Forget about talking to the police. I tried that already.

From making a big mistake last night.

Frustrating

Fucking morning are you so fucking world always get what I come got

Funny things, I just say I just can't make you out 'cause I can recognize your voice.

Gary never told me at such a beautiful grandmother.

George Crying

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Get great my any he talked about having oral sex with m

Get used to this site. Diane guys, running away from you. You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

Ginagawa mo

God damn it, I messed up my pants.

God damn it. You guys wanna hear my? I hate standing Kyle dog. I hate Danica.

Goodnight we made a sex crime I buy

Guess I'll Just Die

Guys im burping right now

Had a friend wish me Happy Valentines day (rant)

Hate when drunk

Have a rotton day here we go

Have I Ever Hired A Photographer

Have u ever been spanked

Have you ever been embarrassed ashamed or exposed

Have you ever given yourself with stranger stranger

Have you ever had too many people ask you out on a date?

Have you ever smoked pot?

He did tell you about the feet.

He died of dysentery. Give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.

He don't give a fuck about me.

He had just being crazy.

He just came inside of me

He said he never felt that way about a man before

Here telling people something they don't know about me

How come I never get any mail

How Could This Happen To Me

How did you get out of there

How did you meet him?

How embarrassing.

How incredibly disappointing

How long have you been a prostitute?

How long have you two been doing this act oh I don't know since puberty right puberty

Humiliation's galore.

Hurts

I always know one day and coming here united states

I am blind

I am sitting here and I am getting my my telephone is ringing and I'm finding that I'm talking to people in America who think that I've made a call to them.

I am surrounded by idiots

I ate glass

I avoid those things whenever I can horrible creatures.

I can never remember that!

I can smell everything

I can't hear anything

I climbed mount targon you did not

I couldn't remember where I'd seen it before

I didn't ask for this to happen

I didn't say anything when I met you because I was with a girl and you know, I was worried.

I didn't sign up for this.

I don't believe I've ever met him

I don't have to tell you things are bad.

I don't know about you, old chap, but I have a raging hard on.

I don't know how I've lived this long without good reception.

I don't know I couldn't hear properly

I don't remember

I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid very interesting

I don't speak english

I farted

I farted and a poopy almost slipped out

I feel kind of sick.

I get those goosebumps every time

I got a boner

I Got Bit By A Spider

I got laid twenty three times is here and i'm not counting the hummer I got the library stacks baby

I got to tell you, tone man, earlier today I was really feeling shitty, man. Really. Down in the dumps.

I grew up in these territories

I had a dream that I fcked Fadoodle

I had an argument with my son.

I hate being right all the time

I have a wedgie.

I have done it to a lot of ladies,

I have to go. I'll be in there for sloppy seconds.

I heard it, I came out.

I heard something.

I hope you had fun

I just had this weird sense, you know? But that's me. I'm weird and sensitive.

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I just never stop sucking dick

I like a girl with special needs

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I like getting my arse licked

I like that you can tell me a story standing at the clam and ending on a Ferris wheel.

I Like To Go Insane

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I love that cut something like a brother and he fucked me in the ass well that's a difference between pushing the artist tell me a love the world don't run on love