A few short weeks ago coming from a background believe me as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you
A few short weeks ago coming from a background believe me as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you
A moment ago I stumbled upon a most amazing phenomenon something so incredible I mistrust my own judgment look
A moment ago I stumbled upon a most amazing phenomenon something so incredible I mistrust my own judgment look
Almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.
Almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.
And as a sign of respect, we have decided to better you betwixt my two favorite vaginas out of my wife. And my mother.
And as a sign of respect, we have decided to better you betwixt my two favorite vaginas out of my wife. And my mother.
And I myself did. Contract leprosy, but I was quite lucky because it couldn't be seen. It was only one part of my anatomy.
And I myself did. Contract leprosy, but I was quite lucky because it couldn't be seen. It was only one part of my anatomy.
And I saw you OK in your room, passed out with a VR headset on. Customer service said that one of us needed to put on the headset and come get you. And that's why I'm here.
And I saw you OK in your room, passed out with a VR headset on. Customer service said that one of us needed to put on the headset and come get you. And that's why I'm here.
And I'm saying it does. And look, I've given a million ladies 1,000,000 foot massages and they all meant something. We act.
And I'm saying it does. And look, I've given a million ladies 1,000,000 foot massages and they all meant something. We act.
And in person, all my piercing 18 places on my body. Everyone had done with the meal 5 in each year. Onto the nipple on my left breast 2.
And in person, all my piercing 18 places on my body. Everyone had done with the meal 5 in each year. Onto the nipple on my left breast 2.
And it's my fucking ex wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog with your boyfriend went to honolulu I totally go fuck yourself
And it's my fucking ex wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog with your boyfriend went to honolulu I totally go fuck yourself
And so the younger generation now tells me how tough things are. Give me a break no. No, I have no empathy for it.
And so the younger generation now tells me how tough things are. Give me a break no. No, I have no empathy for it.
And then at that point Billy your house started to shake the heavens opened up, and God himself spoke to you and said this Bob, but my name is Billy. It doesn't matter what your name is.
And then at that point Billy your house started to shake the heavens opened up, and God himself spoke to you and said this Bob, but my name is Billy. It doesn't matter what your name is.
And when you get really really low, fuck your friends. Well, you could do that. Don't know how effective that will be. Sounds fun though.
And when you get really really low, fuck your friends. Well, you could do that. Don't know how effective that will be. Sounds fun though.
Are you serious? Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque de Soleil ever had. This is a big accusation. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing about my...
Are you serious? Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque de Soleil ever had. This is a big accusation. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing about my...
Been here? Would you talk about you? Wait till I come out. I smelt your shit with 22 years now you can't smell mine for five min.
Been here? Would you talk about you? Wait till I come out. I smelt your shit with 22 years now you can't smell mine for five min.
But hear me out. Truth is, I came here to pitch woo but was so nervous I took a calming physic to settle my nerves. That drug turned me into a fucking monster.
But hear me out. Truth is, I came here to pitch woo but was so nervous I took a calming physic to settle my nerves. That drug turned me into a fucking monster.
But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world, whatever it meant.
But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world, whatever it meant.
Do you know the worst thing is I need a pee? Why am I so totally useless at Literally? Why didn't you drive through it?
Do you know the worst thing is I need a pee? Why am I so totally useless at Literally? Why didn't you drive through it?
Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse
Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse
Doctor nefario. I know how you must be feeling. I too have encountered great disappointment in my eyes. You will always be one of the greats.
Doctor nefario. I know how you must be feeling. I too have encountered great disappointment in my eyes. You will always be one of the greats.
Dumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You are the boy who lived.
Dumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You are the boy who lived.
Fire, has anybody here ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's gonna be so hot that is way too fucking hot. So we're feeling when you burn yourself to even a little tiny. You know sometimes you're m...
Fire, has anybody here ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's gonna be so hot that is way too fucking hot. So we're feeling when you burn yourself to even a little tiny. You know sometimes you're m...
Get who I was for 1/2 hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain't strong so.
Get who I was for 1/2 hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain't strong so.
Have you taken a cognitive? No? I haven't taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man, that's like saying you before you got in this program. If you take a test where you're taking ...
Have you taken a cognitive? No? I haven't taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man, that's like saying you before you got in this program. If you take a test where you're taking ...
Hey, you know who lives in this house? A great big phony. That's right. I've only lived here a big fat phony.
Hey, you know who lives in this house? A great big phony. That's right. I've only lived here a big fat phony.
Hi, I'm Dory. Dory. Well, I don't. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Hi, that's good on you mate. I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Hi, I'm Dory. Dory. Well, I don't. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Hi, that's good on you mate. I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Home to me. Besides. I've been through too much shit over this case this morning to just hand it over to your dumb ass.
Home to me. Besides. I've been through too much shit over this case this morning to just hand it over to your dumb ass.
