A few short weeks ago coming from a background believe me as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you

Alcohol is a way of alcohol is my way of life and I am just cheapest

All I care about is God and my family. I don't care about what position nobody got and you either helping me or you hurting me.

Altruism is so insipid

And maybe maybe you think it's a victimless crime

And why do you think I'm fake

Anytime but christmas i'm superstitious

Are you from a religion? Because we're happy with the God we have now.

Call me a radical.

Change your idea of what our marriage you have a clue as to what my idea I know exactly.

David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by. And I always have and I always will. Don't ever. For any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, eve...

Do you believe in fate? No, why not? Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

Don't believe

Ethically, I don't think I should.

First off, your guts out. Now you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you?

For me civilian life is nothing

For me civilian life is nothing

God loves you Brian. Does he? He's a funny way of showing it

GREMLINS say you hate washington's birthday or thanksgiving and nobody cares but say you hate christmas everybody makes you feel like you're a leper o

Has the whole world gone crazy am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules

He said he to death.

I am a realist. I am absolutely and utterly a realist. And if you're a realist, you're sexist.

I believe

I Believe God

I can't abide bureaucracy. I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.

I don't eat human flesh

I don't hate gay.

I don't need that lizard cleanse got his own ideas

I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody

I don't respect anybody.

I don't want anything never have your life

I don't want that man to have a gun

I Don’t Have A Favorite Number

I hate following the norm.

I have a I have a hard time believing that George Bush cares about anyone. So, so sidebar, black people also, you know.

I heard if you cut off an extremity it will regenerate a little bigger he don't believe it

I like more than the one god

I really don't think so.

I shouldn't be alive unless it was for a reason

I wouldn't bet only crazy man

I'm not a preacher man

I'm not stupid no one lives forever no one but with advances in modern science and my high level of income I mean it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245 maybe 300

I'm not worshipping around.

I'm prejudiced, yeah?

I'm smarter than you!

I’m not a racist but I do hTe

It can't be, not in my perfect form.

Look this cannot be I am sworn to chastity!

Maybe that's all folks who belive in God trying to do.

Me a bad feeling about this you always have bad feet

My sister was a Buddhist, she's a whackjob.

Never masturbate

No sex until married

No, no, we we insist. Oh, no, I'm not one for charity now.

Not much of a believer

Not one for charity. Now I know that, Eddie, this is.

Pagan

Part Of My Religion

People have their own thinking. People have their own things that they're into. People have their own religion. Hip Hop is a religion to a certain extent, and the rappers are the preachers and the ...

Premarital sex will make your genitals and your soul burn.

Reputation precedes me, they told you I'm crazy

Sex before marriage

So I have a right to talk about what I want. I have a right to give my opinion because I back everything up.

So i'm absolutely adamantly opposed to that

So, you are not religious?

That's not reason enough for an Angel. Ohh you to question my reasons. My choices are my own and I choose to serve the goddess of light.

That's right and that means only to my mind till christ

There's not a thing wrong with what you just said in god bless you for claiming that right

This guy hates charity!

This time I got my lucky rabbit's foot.

Well not not been striving this is my normal god

Well sarah while I may not agree with what you say i'll defend to the death your right to say it

Well, I don't think you trust

What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on.

What You Think I Am

What you're serious and I have to

When you speak I don't hear god I hear an idiot babbling

While I know this doesn't make sense but you know that things always happen for a reason don't you agree

Why do you resist those shepherd

Yeah, he's a nihilist.

Yes, it's. True, you are a good woman. Then again. You may be the Antichrist.

You come my house one more time you ask going to religion.

You don't care, if you're true

You don't mind, I'm a Virgin.

You know this goes against everything they taught me in health class

You read the Bible, Ringo. Not regularly, no.

You stop being Jewish. This is the wrong one.

You think I'm evil?

You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness.

You won't mind. Billy doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

You're opinionated

You're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?

122. I Am Satan

Are you Jewish? No.

Well, I think that's... Tough, but fair.